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What do you call a father who tells jokes?
A dad-joker.
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Why did the father bring a ladder to the comedy club?
To reach the high notes of his jokes.
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What's a father's favorite type of joke?
One with a corny punchline.
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Why are dad jokes so short?
So fathers can remember them.
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How does a father start his jokes?
With a groan.
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What's a father's joke always guaranteed to do?
Make his kids roll their eyes.
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Why did the father tell the same joke twice?
Because the first time got him a laugh from the dog.
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What's a father's favorite part of telling a joke?
The pause before the punchline.
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Why did the father's joke fall flat?
Because it had no dad-dy.
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How do you know a father is about to tell a joke?
He clears his throat and says, 'This one's a classic.'
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What's the difference between a father and a joke?
A joke might be funny the first time.
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Why do fathers tell jokes while driving?
Because they're always steering the conversation.
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What did the father say after his joke bombed?
That's a keeper.
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Why did the father's joke get a standing ovation?
Because everyone stood up to leave.
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What's a father's secret weapon?
A joke that's so bad it's good.
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How many fathers does it take to tell a joke?
One, but he'll tell it to everyone.
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What do you call a father who always tells new jokes?
A dad-vance.
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Why did the father put his joke in the freezer?
To keep it cool.
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What's a father's favorite joke genre?
Puns.
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Why did the father's joke win an award?
For being the most groan-inducing.
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What do you call a father who tells knock-knock jokes?
A door-dad.
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Why did the father's joke have a long pause?
He was waiting for the crickets.
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What's a father's least favorite joke?
One that gets a laugh before he finishes.
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Why did the father write his joke on a piece of paper?
So he could crumple it when it flopped.
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What do you call a father who tells jokes at the beach?
A shore-dad.
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Why did the father's joke get a 10 from the judges?
Because it was perfectly timed for a nap.
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What's the best thing about father's jokes?
They're free.
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Why did the father tell a joke in the shower?
Because he wanted a clean punchline.
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What did the father say when his joke was too long?
I'll cut to the pun-chase.
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How does a father choose his joke?
He picks the one that'll last the longest—on repeat.
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Why did the father's joke make everyone groan?
Because it was a pun again.
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What do you call a father who tells jokes about fishing?
A reel comedian.
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Why did the father tell a joke about a bicycle?
Because he wanted to tire his audience.
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What's a father's favorite joke setting?
The dinner table, where everyone is trapped.
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Why did the father's joke get a standing ovation?
Because everyone was standing to leave anyway.
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What do you call a father who tells jokes in the kitchen?
A chef comedian—he dishes out the puns.
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Why did the father tell a joke about a watch?
Because he wanted to have a little time for comedy.
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How does a father end his joke?
With a wink and a 'I'm here all week.'
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What did the father say when his joke was stolen?
I'm not laugh-ing about it.
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Why did the father's joke have a long setup?
Because he forgot the punchline.
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What do you call a father who tells jokes at a wedding?
A best man with a backup plan.
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Why did the father's joke get a low score?
Because it was a pun-ishment.
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What's a father's favorite joke for his kids?
One that he can use to nag them later.
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Why did the father stop telling jokes?
Because his audience grew up and left.
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What do you call a father who tells jokes in a library?
A shh- comedian.
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Why did the father's joke have a slow start?
It was building up to a groan.
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What's a father's take on a joke that fails?
It's a learning experience.
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Why did the father tell a joke about a cow?
Because he wanted to be a moo-dy comedian.
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What do you call a father who tells jokes while gardening?
A plot humorist.
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Why did the father's joke get a round of applause?
Because the audience was clapping to wake up.