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Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
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What's a chicken's favorite movie?
The Egg-xorcist.
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How do chickens stay in shape?
They do egg-ercises.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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What do you call a chicken that tells jokes?
A comedi-hen.
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
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What do chickens study at school?
Egg-conomics.
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Why are chickens so good at poker?
They always have a fowl bluff.
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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on a hill?
An egg roll.
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Why did the chicken get a promotion?
Because it was outstanding in its field.
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What do you call a scared chicken?
A poultry-geist.
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Why do chickens hate competitions?
Too much eggo involved.
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What did the rooster say to the hen?
You're egg-stra special.
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How do you send a letter to a chicken?
Put it in an egg-envelope.
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Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
It had a fowl cough.
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What's a chicken's favorite dance?
The egg-shake.
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Why did the chicken break up with the pig?
It couldn't bacon the relationship work.
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What do you call a chicken that can sing?
A hen-ore.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove it wasn't a coward.
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How do chickens celebrate birthdays?
They throw egg-cellent parties.
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What do chickens say when they're surprised?
Well, I'll be egg-darned!
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Why did the chicken join the circus?
It was a natural egg-quilibrist.
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What's a chicken's favorite sport?
Basketball — they love to lay-ups.
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Why don't chickens play football?
They always get fowl play.
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What do you call a chicken that's also a ghost?
A pollo-tergeist.
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Why did the chicken get a ticket?
It was caught egg-spreading too fast.
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How do chickens greet each other?
They say, 'Hatch you been up to?'
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What's a chicken's least favorite vegetable?
Lettuce — because they always get left behind.
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Why did the chicken go to the library?
To check out a book on fowl language.
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What do you call a chicken that lays Easter eggs?
A spring chick.
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Why did the chicken sit on the clock?
It wanted to hatch a new time.
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How do you make a chicken stew?
Take it to a movie and then leave it there.
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What's a chicken's favorite type of music?
Rock — especially when it's hard-boiled.
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Why did the chicken become a DJ?
It had the best egg-beats.
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What do you call a chicken that can drive?
A road runner.
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Why did the chicken go to jail?
For pecking at a bird feeder.
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What's a chicken's favorite board game?
Egg-splosion.
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Why don't chickens tell secrets in the barn?
Because the walls have ears of corn.
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How do chickens talk to each other?
Through egg-cryptic language.
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What do you call a chicken that's always late?
A procrasti-hen.
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Why did the chicken get a GPS?
It kept getting lost in the coop.
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What's a chicken's favorite cartoon?
Looney Tunes — especially Foghorn Leghorn.
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Why did the chicken wear a vest?
To look egg-ecutive.
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What do you call a chicken that's a good listener?
An ear for poultry.
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Why are chickens bad at hide and seek?
Because they always egg-cite themselves.
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What did the mother chicken say to her chick?
Stop winging it!
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Why did the chicken go to the art museum?
To see the egg-hibition.
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How do chickens like their coffee?
With a little bit of egg-nog.
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What do you call a chicken that tells tall tales?
A little hen-orable.
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Why did the chicken go to the bank?
To withdraw some egg-ings.