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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
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Why did the kid bring a blanket to the snowball fight?
Because it was a frosty battle.
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What does a snowman use to fix his roof?
Icicles.
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What is a snowman's favorite game?
Freeze tag.
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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
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What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose.
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What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Smell you later.
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What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you.
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How does a snowman get to work?
On an icicle.
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What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snowwhite liar.
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Why are snowmen so good at snowball fights?
They have really cold hands.
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What do you call a snowman on a sunny day?
A puddle.
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Why did the snowman cross the road?
To get to the other snowbank.
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What do you call a snowman that gets a cold?
A frozen sneeze.
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Why don't snowmen eat spicy food?
It gives them the chills.
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What's a snowman's favorite music?
Chill-out music.
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How do you make a snowman laugh?
Tell him a cold joke.
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What did the ice cube say to the snowflake?
You're one of a kind.
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Why did the kid bring a white out to the sledding hill?
So he could see his friends in the snow.
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What do you call a kid who loves winter?
A snow fan.
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What's the best way to catch a snowflake?
Use a snow trap.
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Why do skiers love winter?
Because it's a snow-go situation.
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What does a snowman do when he gets angry?
He throws a snow fit.
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What is a snowman's favorite drink?
Ice tea.
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How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you.
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What is a snowman's favorite dessert?
Ice cream.
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Why did the snowman go to the party?
He wanted to chill out.
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What do you call a snowman with a PhD?
A snow doctorate.
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What did the snowflake say to the ground?
I've fallen for you.
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Why are snowmen so wise?
They've seen a lot of winters.
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What do you call a snowman that lives in the antarctic?
A penguin's best friend.
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What's a snowman's favorite fairy tale?
The Snow Queen.
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Why did the winter jacket go to the doctor?
It had a chill.
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What do you call a group of snowmen?
A snowfroze.
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Why do snowmen never argue?
They always let things slide.
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What does a snowman use to build his house?
Ice blocks.
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What is a snowman's favorite toy?
A frost-roll.
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Why did the kid bring a broom to the snowball fight?
To sweep the competition.
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What do you call a snowman that's sick?
A chill-y snowman.
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How do you know it's a snowman's birthday?
He throws a snowball party.
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What's a snowman's favorite candy?
Ice breakers.
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Why did the snowman go on a diet?
He wanted to lose a few pounds of snow.
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What do you call a snowman that likes to dance?
A boogie-ice.
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What did the snowflake say to the other snowflake?
You're flake-tastic.
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Why do snowmen love winter?
Because it's their time to shine.
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What is a snowman's favorite sport?
Ice skating.
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Why did the kid refuse to eat his snow?
He said it was too icy.