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Why did the snowman go to the dance?
To pick up some snow chick.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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What do snowflakes call each other after a fight?
Ice-olated.
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Why was the snowman so good at poker?
He always had a cold stare.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Why did the snowman leave his job?
He felt under-snowed.
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How do snowmen travel?
By icicle.
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What did the snow say to the other snow?
I'm flakey.
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Why don't snowmen ever make good detectives?
They always leave a trail of melted clues.
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What's the best way to catch a snowflake?
Use a flake-net.
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Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
He had a snow-blow.
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What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-flake.
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Why was the snow so upset?
It had too many flakey friends.
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What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose?
A root vegetable sculpture.
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How do you know when snow is lying?
It's all flakey.
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Why did the snowman get fired?
He was always chilling.
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What do you call a snowman that sings?
A snow-man.
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Why do snowmen hate the sun?
It makes them melt down.
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What's a snowman's favorite breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
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What do you call a snowball that fights back?
A snow-punch.
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Why did the snowman go to school?
To improve his snow-ledge.
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How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you.
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What do snowmen use to make decisions?
Their cold hard facts.
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Why was the snowman so popular?
He was cool under pressure.
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What's a snowman's favorite game?
Freeze tag.
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Why don't snowmen eat fast food?
They prefer cold cuts.
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What do you call a snowman with a hat?
A chill hat.
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Why did the snowman go to the beach?
To get a tan line.
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What's a snowman's favorite movie?
Frozen.
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How do you make a snowman run?
Give him a cold.
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What do you call a snowman that drives a car?
A snow-mobile.
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Why did the snowman get a ticket?
He was caught chillin' too fast.
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What do you call a snowman with a smartwatch?
A smart frost.
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How do snowmen stay in shape?
They do snow-jogging.
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Why did the snowman go to jail?
He was caught with a cold blanket.
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What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Icy tea.
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What do you call a snowman that loves to dance?
A snow-boogie.
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Why don't snowmen like the dark?
They get snow-scared.
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What do you call a snowman with a guitar?
A rock ice star.
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How do snowmen communicate?
Through flake-email.
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Why did the snowman refuse to play cards?
He didn't want to show his cold hand.
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What do you call a snowman that loves to read?
A book-worm in the snow.
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Why was the snowman so good at math?
He could add up all the flurries.
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What's a snowman's favorite holiday?
Christmas, because it's snow time.
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How do snowmen make decisions?
They flip a cold coin.
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What do you call a snowman that's a gossip?
A snow-blower.
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Why did the snowman go to the party?
He heard it was a snow-ball.
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What do you call a snowman that's a thief?
A snow-stealer.
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Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend?
She was too cold-hearted.
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What's a snowman's favorite part of a joke?
The snow-punchline.