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Why don't gingers play hide and seek?
Because they're always spotted a mile away.
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What do you call a ginger with no soul?
A walking tomato.
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Why did the ginger go to the doctor?
He had a red face from embarrassment.
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How do you make a ginger laugh on a sunny day?
Tell him he's not burning.
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Why are gingers so good at math?
They count their freckles.
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What's a ginger's favorite type of bread?
Gingerbread.
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Why don't gingers play cards in the sun?
They always fold.
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What did the ginger say when he got a sunburn?
"I'm feeling a little heated."
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Why do gingers have pale skin?
They're always under a cloud of sarcasm.
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How do gingers stay cool in summer?
They use their fiery personality.
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What's a ginger's favorite drink?
Ginger ale, of course.
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Why did the ginger cross the road?
To get to the other shade.
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What do you call a group of gingers?
A patch of freckles.
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Why don't gingers play football?
They always get flagged for red.
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How many gingers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he'll turn red when it works.
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What's the difference between a ginger and a fire truck?
The fire truck has a ladder.
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Why are gingers so good at telling jokes?
They have a natural flair for the punchline.
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What do you call a ginger with a temper?
A red hot chili pepper.
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Why did the ginger get a sunburn in winter?
He was standing too close to the fireplace.
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What's a ginger's favorite season?
Autumn, when the leaves match their hair.
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How do you know a ginger is lying?
Their freckles move.
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What do you call a ginger who's a good dancer?
A ginger with moves.
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Why don't gingers eat spicy food?
They're already hot enough.
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What do you get when you cross a ginger with a ghost?
A transparent redhead.
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Why did the ginger break up with his girlfriend?
She said he had no soul.
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What's a ginger's least favorite day?
Sunburn Sunday.
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How do gingers answer the phone?
"Red-y?"
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Why did the ginger go to the barber?
To get a red up.
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What do you call a ginger who's a magician?
A red hare.
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Why don't gingers play chess?
They always have a red queen.
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What did the ginger say when he won the lottery?
"I'm in the red now!"
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Why do gingers make good firefighters?
They're already red.
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What's a ginger's favorite TV show?
"The Red Planet."
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How do gingers stay organized?
They freckle everything.
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Why did the ginger get a ticket?
He ran a red light.
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What do you call a ginger who's always late?
A slow burn.
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Why do gingers hate morning?
Because they wake up with a red face.
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What's a ginger's favorite candy?
Red Hots.
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Why did the ginger join a band?
To play the red guitar.
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How do gingers celebrate?
By throwing a red party.
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What do you call a ginger with a black eye?
A bruised peach.
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Why are gingers so brave?
They face the sun every day.
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What's a ginger's least favorite color?
Blue, because it makes them look redder.
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How do you know a ginger is angry?
They turn from red to deep red.
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Why did the ginger become a comedian?
To laugh about his lack of soul.
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What do you call a ginger who's a pilot?
A red baron.
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Why don't gingers go to the beach?
They're already red as lobsters.
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How do gingers make decisions?
They use their gut feeling… and freckles.
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What's a ginger's favorite sport?
Red rover.
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Why did the ginger eat a carrot?
To get some color.