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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with.
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What do you call a ghost that haunts a bakery?
A boo-gie man.
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How do you make a pumpkin float?
Add some pumpkin spice and a ghostly breeze.
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Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid of unraveling.
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What did the vampire say to the candy?
You're bloody delicious!
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Why did the witch stop using her broom?
It kept sweeping her off her feet.
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How do you scare a skeleton?
Tell him you're going to bone him up.
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What did the ghost say to the haunted house?
You've got good bones.
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Why do zombies eat brains?
Because it's the only thing that's always on their mind.
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What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice scream.
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Why did the werewolf refuse to comb his hair?
He was having a bad fur day.
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How do zombies greet each other?
'Brain… brain… brain?'
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What did the jack-o'-lantern say to the candle?
You light up my life.
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Why don't vampires ever get lost?
They always follow the blood trail.
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What do you call a witch who lives in a sandcastle?
A sand-witch.
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Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
He had a boo-boo.
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What's a mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
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How do you stop a werewolf from chewing on your furniture?
Hide the remote control.
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Why did the skeleton feel lonely?
Because he had no guts.
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What do you call a group of ghosts singing?
A boo-tiful choir.
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Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
He wanted to make a direct deposit.
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What's a zombie's favorite party game?
Brainstorming.
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How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
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What did the ghost wear to the ball?
A boo-tie.
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Why don't witches wear flat shoes?
They prefer heelys for flying.
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What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
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Why did the werewolf break up with his girlfriend?
She was too much of a howl.
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What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
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How do vampires like their coffee?
With a little scream.
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Why did the zombie flunk school?
He kept eating his homework.
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What's a ghost's favorite ride at the fair?
The roller-ghoster.
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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party?
He couldn't find his spine.
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What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom mobile.
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How do you know a vampire is sick?
He has a bloody nose.
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What's a mummy's secret?
He's really wrapped up in himself.
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Why did the ghost sit in the corner?
He was a little boo-dhist.
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What do you call a werewolf with a cold?
A hack-a-woof.
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Why did the pumpkin call the doctor?
It had a severe case of the gourd.
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What's a zombie's favorite kind of sandwich?
Brain-wich.
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How do you scare a mummy?
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Why did the witch paint her house orange?
She wanted to match the season.
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What do you call a ghost that only eats fruit?
A boo-berty.
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Why did the vampire avoid garlic?
He didn't want to have a bad blood day.
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What's a skeleton's favorite drink?
Marrow-tinis.
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Why did the zombie always carry a ladder?
To reach the brain cell.
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How do you make a ghost laugh?
Tickle his funny bone.
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What did the pumpkin say to the carving knife?
You're cutting me deep.
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Why was the werewolf so tired?
He was up all night howling at the moon.
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What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the cemetery.