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Why did the geography student break up with Asia?
Because it was too much continent to handle.
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What do you call a funny Asian country?
A pun-Philippines.
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Why don't Asians play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
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How did the sushi roll greet the Chinese dumpling?
'Wonton you be my friend?'
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Why did the Thai chef get promoted?
He was great at curry-ing favor.
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What did the Asian rice say to the steam?
'You really know how to raise my temperature.'
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Why did the Japanese tourist bring a ladder to the Great Wall?
To see the Great Wall of China from a higher perspective.
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How do you organize a space party in Asia?
You planet with a map of the Far East.
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Why was the Indian mathematician so good at jokes?
He knew all the punchlines to the sine.
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What do you call a small Asian river?
A mini-stream.
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Why did the Korean barbecue chef refuse to tell jokes?
He didn't want to grill the audience.
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What's Asia's favorite type of music?
Country-mongolian.
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Why did the Nepalese mountaineer start a comedy club?
To get a peak at the audience's reactions.
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How do you know if a joke about Asia is good?
If it gets a round of applause from the Myanmar crowd.
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Why did the Chinese noodle maker tell knock-knock jokes?
Because he loved a good 'wonton' response.
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What did the Philippine archipelago say to the map?
'Stop dotting around!'
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Why did the Asian elephant sit on the watermelon?
Because he wanted to squash the punchline.
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How does an Asian chef answer the phone?
'Wok-ing!'
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Why did the Vietnamese coffee drinker tell terrible jokes?
His punchlines were too condensed.
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What's a Japanese comedian's favorite dessert?
Puns and dango.
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Why was the Chinese zodiac animal a bad comedian?
It always forgot the punchline to its 'year' story.
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How do you make a joke about Asia last forever?
Tell it in Mandarin — it's a timeless pun.
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Why did the Mongolian throat singer tell a joke?
To make the audience vibrate with laughter.
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What did the Korean peninsula say to the Japanese islands?
'Stop being so archipelago!'
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Why did the Indian curry complain?
It was tired of being the butt of all spice jokes.
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How do you start a comedy show in Bhutan?
'Gross National Happiness, everyone!'
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Why did the Asian river break up with its tributary?
It felt taken for granted.
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What did the Japanese teapot say to the kettle?
'You're so hot, you make me steep.'
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Why did the Chinese dragon tell jokes?
To fire up the crowd.
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How do you know a joke about Asia is a dad joke?
It's 'appa'-rently bad.
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Why did the Thai massage therapist stop telling jokes?
People kept saying she was too 'punny'.
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What do you call a funny Asian martial artist?
A kung-fooey comedian.
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Why did the Indonesian batik maker tell jokes?
To pattern his routine.
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How did the Asian photographer tell a joke?
He developed the punchline slowly.
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Why did the Singaporean office worker tell terrible jokes?
He couldn't find the right 'pun-lines' in the rulebook.
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What's a Japanese comedian's favorite type of boat?
A pun-tsu boat.
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Why did the Asian rubber farmer tell jokes?
Because he loved to bounce ideas.
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How does an Asian bird tell a joke?
It tweets the setup, then chirps the punchline.
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Why did the Chinese philosopher start a comedy club?
He wanted to explore the Tao of laughter.
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What did the Asian student say after hearing a bad joke?
'That's so non-sensical, it must be Confucius.'
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Why did the Cambodian historian avoid jokes?
He didn't want to temple with the truth.
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How do you make an Asian soup laugh?
Add a pun-ch of humor.
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Why did the Malaysian durian tell a joke?
To cover up its terrible smell with laughter.
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What did the Asian astronaut say to the moon?
'You're one small step for a joke, one giant leap for Asia.'
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Why did the Pakistani cricket player tell a joke?
To bowl over the audience.
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How do you know a joke about Asia is original?
It has a 'new' Delhi.
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Why did the Sri Lankan tea planter tell jokes?
To steep the conversation.
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What did the Asian mountain say to the valley?
'You have a great sense of humor — you're always down for a laugh.'
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Why did the Bangladesh river delta tell a joke?
To branch out its comedy.
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How did the Asian comedian end his set?
'Thank you, I'll be here all week — try the soy sauce.'