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Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many Asian questions.
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What do you call a ninja who loves to bake?
A dough-master.
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Why are Asian parents so good at gardening?
They know how to raise the 'ichi' of the soil.
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How do you catch a Japanese rabbit?
Hide behind a bush and make a 'ho-oh' sound.
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Why did the sushi roll go to therapy?
It had too many emotional layers.
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What did the Filipino say to the internet?
'You're lagging like my relatives at karaoke.'
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Why did the Korean BBQ chef get promoted?
He was always grilling to perfection.
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What do you get when you cross a mango and a samurai?
A sword-sweet fruit.
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Why do Asian grandparents always win at bingo?
Because they have the best 'number' memory.
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How did the Chinese poet fix his roof?
With a couple of 'haiku' nails.
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Why did the dumpling break up with the noodle?
It found someone with better wrapping skills.
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What's a ninja's favorite drink?
Kombucha, because it's stealthy and fermented.
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Why are Asian elephants so good at math?
They always count their peanuts in 'yen'.
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How does a Thai chef season his food?
With a little 'phan' and a lot of 'nam'.
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Why did the sushi chef get a ticket?
He was caught rolling in the wrong lane.
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What do you call a Chinese restaurant with no seats?
A stand-up 'wok'.
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Why did the Asian student bring a ladder to school?
To reach the high scores.
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What's a samurai's favorite type of music?
Anything with a good 'kendo' beat.
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Why did the rice go to the doctor?
It had a bad case of 'sticky' fever.
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How do you make a Hong Kong milk tea laugh?
You tell it a 'cha' joke.
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Why did the kimchi break up with the bulgogi?
Too much heat, not enough coolness.
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What do you call a ninja who fails his mission?
A 'shinobi' disappointment.
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Why did the Vietnamese coffee go to therapy?
It had a bitter childhood.
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What's a wok's favorite dance?
The stir-fry shuffle.
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Why did the Asian grandma win the lottery?
She had the luck of the 'chan'.
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How does a Japanese gardener greet his plants?
'Kon'ichiwa, little sprouts.'
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Why did the tofu cross the road?
To get to the other 'sode'.
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What do you call a group of singing monks?
A 'choir' of 'han'.
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Why did the Chinese lantern go to school?
To get a little 'bright' education.
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How do you get a Filipino to stop talking?
Offer them a microphone and a karaoke machine.
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Why did the sushi roll refuse to share?
It was too 'maki' to give away.
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What's a Korean fan's favorite movie?
'Parasite' – it's all about sharing.
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Why did the egg roll go to the gym?
To work on its 'spring'.
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How does a Thai monk order coffee?
With a 'latte' of peace.
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Why did the bamboo shoot stand up?
It wanted to grow tall.
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What do you call a lazy samurai?
A 'chill' warrior.
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Why did the soy sauce get promoted?
It was always 'soy' helpful.
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How do you confuse a Chinese chef?
Show him a recipe without measurements.
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Why did the mango sticky rice break up?
It was too clingy.
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What's a ninja's least favorite food?
Anything that makes a lot of noise – like crunchy chips.
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Why did the fortune cookie go to therapy?
It felt empty inside.
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How does a Japanese artist start a painting?
With a 'sumi' stroke.
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Why did the bibimbap win an award?
It had the best mix of everything.
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What do you call a Korean drama that's too long?
A 'sageuk' of errors.
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Why did the chopstick break?
It was under too much 'tension'.
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How do you make an Asian joke less offensive?
Add a little 'soy' sauce of humility.
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Why did the ramen noodle cross the road?
To get to the 'broth' side.
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What's a geisha's favorite type of music?
Something with a good 'obi' beat.
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Why did the mooncake feel lonely?
It missed its 'yolk' mate.
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How does a Filipino cook his adobo?
With a lot of 'love' and a little 'toyo'.