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Why did the kindergartner glue the crayon box shut?
For April Fools — she wanted to give the teacher a colorful surprise.
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What did the kindergartner say after putting a fake spider on the snack table?
‘April Fools! That’s not a real arachnid, it’s a raisin!’
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How did the kindergartner prank the class hamster?
He replaced its wheel with a tiny squeaky toy — April Fools, little buddy!
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Why did the kindergartner wear a fake mustache to school on April Fools?
To trick the teacher into thinking a substitute had arrived.
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What’s a kindergartner’s favorite April Fools prank?
Putting a whoopee cushion on the naptime mat.
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Why did the kindergartner hide the ABC blocks?
For April Fools — she wanted the class to spell ‘SURPRISE’ out of macaroni.
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How did the kindergartner trick the lunch lady on April Fools?
She swapped the Jell-O with cubes of orange gelatin — extra wiggly!
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Why did the kindergartner tape a rubber chicken to the teacher’s chair?
For April Fools — so every time she sat down, it was a fowl joke.
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What did the kindergartner say after filling the playground sandbox with shaving cream?
‘April Fools! Now it’s a foam castle!’
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Why did the kindergartner put a plastic bug in the storytime book?
For April Fools — she wanted the Very Hungry Caterpillar to have a creepy crawly friend.
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How did the kindergartner prank the class goldfish?
She hung a tiny ‘April Fools’ sign over its bowl and said the water was lemonade.
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Why did the kindergartner replace the star stickers with smiley face stamps?
For April Fools — she wanted everyone to get a ‘good job’ on their foreheads.
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What did the kindergartner do to the teacher’s coffee on April Fools?
She added a splash of apple juice and said, ‘Now it’s a juice box for grownups!’
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Why did the kindergartner hide the scissors in the playdough bin?
For April Fools — she wanted the teacher to find a lumpy purple snake.
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How did the kindergartner prank the principal during morning announcements?
She whispered into the intercom, ‘April Fools! Today’s snack is broccoli fudge brownies.’
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Why did the kindergartner draw a chalk line from the door to the bathroom?
For April Fools — she told the class it was the trail to the potty gold.
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What did the kindergartner put in her show-and-tell box?
A tiny ‘April Fools’ banner — she said the real item was a hug.
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Why did the kindergartner paint her face like a cat on April Fools?
To meow instead of saying her name when the teacher called roll.
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How did the kindergartner fool the crossing guard?
She wore a pair of glasses with a spring-loaded mustache and shouted, ‘April Fools!’
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Why did the kindergartner stack the chairs like a tower?
For April Fools — she said it was a throne for the teacher, but it wobbled.
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What did the kindergartner say after putting googly eyes on the fire alarm?
‘April Fools! Now it’s a watchful owl.’
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Why did the kindergartner swap the paint jars with cups of colored water?
For April Fools — so the class would paint invisible masterpieces.
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How did the kindergartner prank the school nurse?
She put a fake Band-Aid on a healthy finger and said, ‘April Fools, I’m just pretending to be sick.’
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Why did the kindergartner tie her shoelaces together on April Fools?
So when she walked, she’d trip into a surprise dance move.
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What did the kindergartner do to the classroom calendar?
She crossed out ‘April 1’ and wrote ‘Prank Day with a side of Naptime.’
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Why did the kindergartner fill a water bottle with soda?
For April Fools — she said the water was frisky that day.
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How did the kindergartner trick the art teacher?
She glued a paper cat to the easel and whispered, ‘It’s a purr-fect prank.’
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Why did the kindergartner hide a squeaky toy in the library book return?
For April Fools — so every stamp sounded like a giggle.
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What did the kindergartner write on the whiteboard?
‘April Fools! No homework — just extra recess that’s invisible.’
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Why did the kindergartner wear a hat made of construction paper?
For April Fools — she told everyone it was a thinking cap that smelled like glue.
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How did the kindergartner prank the janitor?
She put a rubber worm on the mop bucket and said, ‘The floor’s very hungry today.’
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Why did the kindergartner color the flagpole with crayon?
For April Fools — she thought the flag needed a rainbow anchor.
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What did the kindergartner do with the fake mustache and glasses set?
She wore them during snack time and claimed to be ‘Mr. Applesauce.’
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Why did the kindergartner put a feather in the teacher’s desk drawer?
For April Fools — so it tickled when she reached for stickers.
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How did the kindergartner trick the bus driver?
She hung a toy spider from the overhead handrail and yelled, ‘Drop me off at the moon!’
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Why did the kindergartner hide the erasers inside the pencil case?
For April Fools — she wanted mistakes to be permanent for a day.
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What did the kindergartner say after filling her lunchbox with plastic food?
‘April Fools! My sandwich is a decoy — the real one is under the napkin.’
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Why did the kindergartner draw a fake puddle on the floor?
For April Fools — so everyone would tiptoe around invisible water.
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How did the kindergartner prank the music teacher?
She put a kazoo inside the piano and said it had a buzz.
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Why did the kindergartner switch the name tags on the cubbies?
For April Fools — she wanted everyone to sit in the wrong circle mat.
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What did the kindergartner do to the morning snack cart?
She put a sign reading ‘Free hugs — first come, first tickled’ instead of apples.
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Why did the kindergartner tape a plastic nose to the class globe?
For April Fools — so Earth could smell the playground.
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How did the kindergartner trick the recess monitor?
She pretended to be a statue on the jungle gym and only moved when the whistle blew.
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Why did the kindergartner put a fake flower in the teacher’s hair?
For April Fools — she said it would grow into a dandelion by lunch.
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What did the kindergartner use to prank the class line leader?
A tiny whoopee cushion hidden in the first person’s pocket — every step squeaked.
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Why did the kindergartner put stickers on the ceiling?
For April Fools — she said the stars fell down and stuck up there.
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How did the kindergartner prank the reading buddy?
She swapped the page numbers in the book so ‘The End’ came first.
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Why did the kindergartner fill a paper bag with confetti?
For April Fools — she handed it to the teacher and whispered, ‘It’s your birthday, right?’
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What did the kindergartner do to the bathroom mirror?
She stuck a googly eye on it and said, ‘April Fools! The mirror is watching.’
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Why did the kindergartner put a slice of cheese on the clock?
For April Fools — she claimed time was melting, so they could have extra playtime.