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Why did Santa go to music school?
To improve his wrapping skills.
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What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper.
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How does a snowman get to school?
On an icicle.
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
It kept dropping its needles.
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What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye-deer.
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Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
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Why was the turkey pulled out of the Christmas show?
He had too many drumsticks.
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What do you call a Christmas decoration that can't stop talking?
A yule-log.
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How do Christmas trees stay so neat?
They spruce up.
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Why did the Christmas lights go to therapy?
They had too many hang-ups.
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What do you get if you eat too many Christmas cookies?
Santa belly.
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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was trying to find his nose.
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What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa?
A rebel without a clause.
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Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping.
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How does Santa stay fit?
He does a lot of sleigh lifts.
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What did the Christmas stocking say to the other stocking?
You crack me up.
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Why did the reindeer apply for a loan?
To get a little doe.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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Why was the tin of Quality Street sad?
Because all the good ones had gone.
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What do Santa's elves use to make cold drinks?
Chimney ice.
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Why was the Christmas tree feeling down?
It had been taking too many decorations off.
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How do you know if a Christmas tree is a good listener?
It never needles you.
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite with a bark.
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Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
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What do you call a reindeer that can't play music?
A donder-key.
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Why did Santa call out the sick reindeer?
He was feeling a little hoarse.
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What's a Christmas tree's favorite kind of music?
Folk, because it’s rooted in tradition.
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Why was the ornament so good at baseball?
It always knew when to hang on.
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How does a snowman answer the phone?
He says, "Ice to hear from you."
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Why did the Christmas stocking get promoted?
It was always filled with good ideas.
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What do you call a reindeer that tells tall tales?
Comet the storyteller.
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Why did the gingerbread man hide in the oven?
He didn't want to be eaten.
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What does Santa use to bake cookies?
A North Pole-rier.
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Why was the Christmas tree late to the party?
It got stuck in a tree-mendous traffic jam.
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How do reindeer stay warm in December?
They use their blitzen!
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What do you call an elf that gives gifts to everyone?
A generous elf.
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Why did the Christmas wreath get arrested?
It was caught hanging around suspiciously.
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What's a snowman's favorite breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
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Why did the Christmas lights break up?
They were constantly short-circuiting.
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How do you make a Christmas cake laugh?
Tickle its fruitcake.
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What do you get if you cross a turkey with a bell?
A turkey that goes ding-dong.
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Why was the candy cane so popular?
It had a sweet personality.
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What did Santa say to the lost reindeer?
You're on the wrong sleigh.
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Why did the elf go to the bank?
To deposit his dough.
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How does a Christmas tree greet people?
It says, "Pine to meet you."
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What do you call a reindeer that wears a hat?
A hooded reindeer.
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Why was the snowman's party so boring?
Because the only thing that played was a cold record.
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What do you get if you cross a Christmas carol with a fountain?
A melody that's always flowing.