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Why did the cow go to space?
To see the moooon up close.
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What did the farmer say when the cow was late?
“You’re udderly unreliable!”
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How do cows stay updated?
They read the moos-paper.
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What do you call a cow that’s a secret agent?
A mooo-le.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
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What’s a cow’s favorite movie?
Moo-vies like “The Good, the Bad and the Horned”.
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Why are cows so good at music?
They have a natural moo-sical ear.
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What do you call a cow that’s always complaining?
A moo-dy cow.
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How do cows say thank you?
“Moo-uch obliged!”
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What do cows do on their day off?
They go to the moo-vies and eat grass-popcorn.
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Why did the cow become a chef?
It wanted to make moo-sels and grass-agna.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef — just kidding, it’s a cow-pture hazard.
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Why was the cow afraid of the bull?
It was a moo-ment of cow-wardice.
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What did the mama cow say to the calf?
“It’s pasture bedtime!”
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Why do cows have such good memories?
They never forget a moo-vement.
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What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
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Why did the cow join the band?
It had a great moo-oothpiece.
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What’s a cow’s favorite board game?
Moo-nopoly.
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Why don’t cows use smartphones?
They prefer moo-dialogs.
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What do you call a cow that’s a good dancer?
A moo-ver and shaker.
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How do cows take notes?
They use a moo-dum pad.
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Why did the cow get a promotion?
It was an udderly dedicated employee.
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What do you call a cow with a sense of humor?
A laugh-a-ble moo-mer.
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Why did the cow go to yoga?
To improve its moo-bility.
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What do cows say when they meet someone new?
“Moo-ch pleased to graze you!”
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Why are cows so good at telling stories?
They have great tail-ends.
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What do you call a cow that’s always in a hurry?
A moo-verick.
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Why did the cow sit on the hay?
It wanted to be a cush-ie cow.
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How do cows count?
One, moo, three, four…
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What’s a cow’s favorite type of pasta?
Moo-sselini.
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Why did the cow take up painting?
It loved to make moo-sterpieces.
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What do you call a cow that’s a great singer?
A moo-sic maestro.
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Why did the cow put on a jacket?
It was a bit nippy out in the pasture.
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How do cows apologize?
“Moo-st sorry!”
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What did the cow say to the farmer during the storm?
“This weather is moo-ddy!”
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Why don’t cows play poker?
They’re afraid of the moo-key card.
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What do you call a cow that’s a detective?
Sherlock Moo-homes.
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Why did the cow go to the dentist?
To get its moo-lars checked.
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What do cows eat for breakfast?
Hay-berries and moo-sli.
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Why did the cow become a gardener?
It had a green moo.
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What do you call a cow with a PhD?
A moo-ndoctor.
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Why did the cow go to the concert?
To see the moo-sical band.
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How do cows choose their seats?
They moo-ve to the best spot.
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What did the calf say to its mom?
“I’m feeling a bit moo-dy today!”
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Why did the cow stop telling jokes?
It kept getting moo-hed off the stage.
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What do you call a cow that’s a magician?
A moo-gician.
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Why did the cow get a ticket?
It was caught moo-ving too fast in the pasture.
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How do cows express love?
“I moo you!”
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What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?
Moo Year’s Eve.
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Why did the cow refuse to share?
It was being udderly selfish.