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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the joke party?
She heard the jokes were on another level.
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What did the blonde say when she found a joke in a bottle?
Finally, a punchline that’s not watered down!
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Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice?
The label said 'concentrate' and she was trying to focus.
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How does a blonde tell a knock‑knock joke?
She knocks on the door and then waits for the answer key.
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Why did the blonde write a joke on a piece of paper?
She wanted to see if it had a good point.
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What’s a blonde’s favorite type of joke?
A pun—because it works on so many levels.
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Why did the blonde put her joke in the freezer?
She wanted to keep it from getting stale.
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How does a blonde start a joke?
'A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a joke shop…' then she buys the joke.
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Why did the blonde think the joke was broken?
It didn't have a punchline—it was just a setup.
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What did the blonde say after telling a joke?
'Did that land? I can't tell without a parachute.'
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Why did the blonde read the joke twice?
She thought the first time was the setup for another joke.
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How many blondes does it take to tell a joke?
One to tell it, and two to explain why it's funny.
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What do you call a blonde who tells a joke about herself?
Self‑deprecating in the best hair color.
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Why did the blonde cross the joke with a koala?
She heard combos were trending.
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What did the blonde say when the joke fell flat?
'I guess I need a better delivery address.'
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Why did the blonde take her joke to the doctor?
It had a weak punchline and needed a shot of humor.
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How does a blonde tell a joke on the phone?
She texts the setup and calls for the punchline.
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Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of her joke?
She wanted to see if it was funny from the other side.
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What’s a blonde’s least favorite joke?
A long one—she doesn’t want to wait for the payoff.
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Why did the blonde rename her joke a 'riddle'?
Because no one could find the ending.
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How do you know a blonde wrote your joke?
The setup is too long and the punchline is a question.
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What did the blonde say when the joke got a laugh?
'Shh, I haven’t told the punchline yet!'
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Why did the blonde build a jokebook with blank pages?
She wanted an open‑ended comedy act.
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How does a blonde prefer her jokes?
Short, blonde, and with a twist.
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Why did the blonde drink water while telling a joke?
To keep her delivery fluids flowing.
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What do you call a joke told by a blonde that’s actually funny?
A compliment with hair.
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Why did the blonde ask the joke for its ID?
It looked underage in terms of humor.
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How does a blonde know she’s told a good joke?
People stop yawning.
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Why did the blonde keep her joke in a jar?
So she could catch the laughter.
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What did the blonde do when her joke bombed?
She yelled, 'Fire!' to get the audience’s attention.
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Why did the blonde put a microphone on her joke?
She wanted it to speak for itself.
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How does a blonde tell a joke backwards?
She starts with the punchline and the setup is the surprise.
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Why did the blonde put her joke in the sun?
To give it a brighter delivery.
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What’s the most used word in a blonde’s joke?
'Wait…' as she rethinks the setup.
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Why did the blonde glue a feather to her joke?
She wanted it to tickle a funny bone.
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How does a blonde test a joke before telling it?
She reads it to a mirror.
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Why did the blonde date different types of jokes?
She was looking for the one that truly completes her.
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What does a blonde call a joke that works every time?
A no‑brainer.
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Why did the blonde split her joke into three parts?
So the audience would beg for the rest.
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What did the blonde say when her joke got a golf clap?
'Finally a par for the course!'
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Why did the blonde avoid short jokes?
She couldn’t get the long story behind them.
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How does a blonde tell a joke about a banana?
She peels the setup away slowly.
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Why did the blonde stop telling jokes at parties?
Everyone kept saying 'That’s a blonde moment?'
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What do you get when a blonde tells a knock‑knock joke?
A door that never opens, because she’s still on the setup.
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Why did the blonde write her joke in invisible ink?
She wanted the punchline to appear like magic.
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How does a blonde organize her jokes?
Alphabetically by the letter 'B' for blonde.
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Why did the blonde laugh before finishing her joke?
She already knew the punchline and it got her.
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What did the blonde say after a joke that went viral?
'I guess I’m a pandemic of puns now.'
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Why did the blonde think the joke was a zombie?
Because it kept coming back to life after being buried.
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How does a blonde wrap up a comedy set?
'That’s all, folks—and I don’t mean the hair.'