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Why did the joke go to school?
To get a little better at being funny!
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What did the banana say to the joke?
You're a-peeling!
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How do jokes say hello?
'Knock knock!'
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Why was the joke so tired?
It had a punchline that kept knocking it out!
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What did the mom joke say to the dad joke?
You're so pun-ny!
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Why did the joke sit in the corner?
Because it was time-out for being too silly!
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What's a joke's favorite drink?
Punch — line!
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Why did the joke bring a ladder?
To reach the punchline!
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What did the little joke say to the big joke?
I want to be just like you when I grow up!
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How do you catch a joke?
Tell it a funny story and it will come to you!
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Why don't jokes ever get lost?
They always have a good punchline to follow!
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What's a joke's favorite game?
Punchline tag!
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Why did the joke go to the doctor?
Because it had a bad case of the giggles!
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What did the joke say when it was happy?
I'm on a roll!
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Why did the joke stop telling stories?
Because nobody got the punchline!
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What do you call a joke that tells other jokes?
A joke-aholic!
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Why did the joke wear a hat?
To cover its punchline!
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What did the joke do at the party?
It cracked everyone up!
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How do jokes get ready for bed?
They put on their pajamas and say 'knock knock' to the door!
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What's a joke's favorite food?
Punch — chips!
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Why did the joke go to the playground?
To slide into a punchline!
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What did the joke say to the microphone?
'You're my best friend!'
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Why was the joke so loud?
Because it had a big punchline!
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What do you call a joke that's always late?
A delayed punchline!
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Why did the joke get a haircut?
To look sharp for the punchline!
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What's a joke's favorite place?
The punchline factory!
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How do jokes apologize?
'Sorry, I didn't mean to crack you up!'
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What did one joke say to another joke?
'You're hilarious!'
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Why did the joke go to the library?
To check out a book of puns!
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What do you call a joke that tells secrets?
A whisper-joke!
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Why did the joke jump?
Because the punchline made it spring into action!
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What did the joke say when it was scared?
'I've got cold feet — where's my punchline?'
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How do you make a joke better?
Give it a bigger punchline!
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Why don't jokes like the dark?
Because they can't see the punchline!
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What's a joke's favorite toy?
A punchline puppet!
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Why did the joke get a ticket?
For speeding to the punchline!
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What did the joke say to the audience?
'Are you ready for the punchline?'
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Why was the joke so good at math?
Because it always added a punchline!
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What do you call a joke that's also a song?
A pun-ch line!
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Why did the joke take a nap?
Because it was out of punchlines!
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What did the joke say when it was hungry?
'I need a punchline — stat!'
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How do jokes get to school?
They ride the punchline bus!
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Why did the joke wear sunglasses?
Because the punchline was so bright!
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What did the joke do when it was sad?
It cried punchline tears!
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Why are jokes so good at telling time?
Because they always deliver the punchline on time!
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What's a joke's favorite holiday?
April Fools' Day!
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Why did the joke go to space?
To find the cosmic punchline!
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What do you call a joke that's a magician?
A punchline illusionist!
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Why did the joke get a medal?
For being the funniest joke in the world!
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What did the joke say at the end of the day?
'I'm all punched out!'