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Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad away.
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What do you call a frog that fixes everything?
A hop-timist.
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Why don't frogs play poker?
Too many cheetahs at the table.
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What did the frog say when he saw a good book?
Read it, ribbit!
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How do frogs greet each other?
“Croak-a-doodle-doo!”
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What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
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Why did the frog cross the road?
To get to the other slime.
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What do you get when you cross a frog with a detective?
A croak-and-dagger agent.
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Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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What do you call a frog that works as a bartender?
A mix-hop-ologist.
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How did the frog win the race?
He took a leap of faith.
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What do you call a frog that loves magic?
A hop-trickster.
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Why did the frog go to the doctor?
He had a case of the croaks.
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What's a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog, obviously.
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How does a frog order coffee?
“I'll have a mocha-choca-lily pad.”
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Why did the frog break up with the insect?
He wanted someone more amphibious.
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What do you call a group of frogs that sing together?
A rib-bit quartet.
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Why don't frogs ever get lost?
They always follow the hop trails.
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What's a frog's favorite type of music?
Hip hop.
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How do you know if a frog is a good listener?
He never interrupts your croak.
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Why did the frog sit on the lily pad all day?
He was waiting for a fly-by.
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What do you call a frog that can't stop moving?
A restless amphibian.
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Why did the frog fail math?
He kept counting his jumps instead of numbers.
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What's a frog's favorite movie?
The Croak-tion Movie.
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How do frogs stay in shape?
They do leap squats.
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What did the mother frog say to her tadpoles?
“Stop being so immature!”
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Why do frogs make terrible secret agents?
They always blow their croak-cover.
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What do you call a frog that loves to sunbathe?
A tan-adian toad.
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How does a frog apologize?
“I'm sorry, that was a tadpole.”
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What did the frog say after a long swim?
“I'm a little hoarse.”
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Why did the frog bring a map?
He was afraid of getting lost in the pond.
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What's a frog's favorite breakfast?
Cereal and hop-milk.
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How do frogs communicate across the pond?
They use croak-tional signs.
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What do you call a frog with a bunch of keys?
A hop-locker.
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Why did the frog paint his car green?
So it would match his amphibian style.
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What's a frog's favorite fruit?
A hop-ple.
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How do frogs throw parties?
They hop to the beat.
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What did the frog say when he stubbed his toe?
“Oh, croak!”
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Why are frogs so calm?
They take everything in stride.
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What do you call a frog that loves to gamble?
A hop-stake player.
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How do frogs keep their homes clean?
They use a tad-pole vacuum.
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Why did the frog get promoted?
He was always a leap ahead.
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What's a frog's favorite season?
Spring, because it's full of hop-portunities.
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Why do frogs love libraries?
They're full of croak-tion tales.
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What did the frog say to the tadpole?
“You'll grow into it.”
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How do you catch a frog?
You have to be quick on the draw.
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What's a frog's favorite holiday?
Leap Year Day.
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Why did the frog go to the bank?
To get a loan for a new lily pad.
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What do you call a frog that tells tall tales?
A hop-ocrite.
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Why did the frog stop playing chess?
He couldn't decide between a leap and a croak.