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Why did the baseball player go to the bank?
To get his base salary.
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What do you call a baseball player who throws a party?
A life of the pitch.
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Why are baseball players such good bakers?
They know how to make a good batter.
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How do baseball players stay cool?
They sit near the fans.
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What’s a baseball player’s favorite type of music?
Swing.
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Why did the baseball get arrested?
It was caught stealing second.
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What’s a baseball player’s favorite kind of dessert?
A slider.
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Why did the baseball coach go to the dentist?
To get his pitcher’s mouth fixed.
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What do you get when you cross a baseball player and a cat?
A catcher.
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Why don’t baseball players ever go out to eat?
They prefer to eat at home plate.
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What’s a baseball player’s favorite drink?
A slider.
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Why did the baseball team hire a gardener?
To improve their field.
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What do you call a baseball player who can fix anything?
A handyman with a good curveball.
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Why was the baseball player so good at math?
He knew how to calculate the perfect pitch.
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How do you catch a baseball game?
With a mitt.
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What’s a baseball player’s favorite part of a joke?
The punchline, because it always gets a hit.
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Why did the baseball player bring a ladder to the game?
To reach the high fly balls.
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What did the baseball say to the bat?
"You hit me up and then you leave me hanging."
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Why are baseball players so good at cooking?
They know how to handle a hot dog.
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What’s a baseball player’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The cake, because it's layered like a good infield.
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Why did the baseball player wear a watch?
To keep track of the innings.
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What do you call a baseball player who is always late?
A delay of game.
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Why don’t baseball players ever get cold?
They have a hot bat.
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What’s a baseball player’s favorite animal?
A bat.
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Why did the baseball player go to school?
To improve his curveball.
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What do you call a baseball player who loves to dance?
A swing dancer.
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Why did the baseball player break up with his girlfriend?
She couldn't handle his fastballs.
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What do you get when you cross a baseball and a snowball?
A pitch that's out in the cold.
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Why did the baseball player become a chef?
Because he could make a mean slider.
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How do baseball players communicate?
They use signals.
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Why was the baseball stadium so hot?
All the fans were there.
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What’s a baseball player’s favorite game?
Hide and seek, because they love to steal bases.
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Why did the baseball player bring a pencil to the game?
To draw a walk.
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What do you call a baseball player who is afraid of the dark?
A night-game no-show.
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Why did the baseball player go to the doctor?
He had a pain in the pitcher.
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What’s a baseball player’s favorite type of sandwich?
A home run sub.
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Why did the baseball player sit on the bench?
He didn't want to get caught off base.
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How do you know a baseball player is a good friend?
He always has your backstop.
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What did the baseball fan say at the end of the game?
"That was a grand slam!"
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Why are baseball players so good at hiding things?
They're experts at catching and stealing.
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What do you call a baseball player who can play any position?
A versatile utility player.
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Why did the baseball player get a ticket?
He was caught speeding on the basepath.
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What’s a baseball player’s favorite day of the week?
Bat-day.
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How do baseball players stay in shape?
They run the bases.
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Why did the baseball player bring a map to the game?
To find home plate.
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What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
"I've got you covered."
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Why do baseball players make good detectives?
They always follow the base lines.
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What’s a baseball player’s favorite kind of hat?
A cap.
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Why did the baseball player go to the library?
To read up on his batting average.
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What do you call a baseball player who tells jokes?
A pun-isher.