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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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Why did the snowman go to the dentist?
To get his snow-capped teeth fixed.
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How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle-powered sled.
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What did the snowflake say to the other snowflake?
You're snow unique.
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Why don't mountains ever get cold in winter?
They have snow caps.
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What's a winter elf's favorite type of math?
Snow-gebra.
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Why did the icicle break up with the snowflake?
It felt too frozen to commit.
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What does a snowman order at a restaurant?
Chili with extra flakes.
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Why is winter the season of light?
Because it's full of snow-glows.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
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How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you.
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Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby after the cold snap.
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What's a polar bear's favorite song?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
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Why did the skier go to the bank?
To get his chilly savings.
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost and dry.
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How do you catch a snowflake?
Wait for it to settle on your sleeve.
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Why are winter boots so polite?
They always say, 'After you' in the snow.
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What did the hot cocoa say to the marshmallow?
You make me melt.
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Why did the snowman call his dog?
Because it was a frosty morning.
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What does a winter tree wear to stay warm?
A bark coat and snow boots.
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How do you know when a snowman is lying?
His nose grows icicles.
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Why did the reindeer break up with the snowman?
He was too cold-hearted.
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What's the best thing about winter?
All the chill-axing.
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Why did the sled get a ticket?
For going downhill without a license.
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What do you call a frozen road with a ditch?
A slip-n-slide.
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Why did the ice skater bring a map?
To find the thin ice.
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How do you start a snowball fight?
Just throw out a flaky suggestion.
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What does winter wear to the gym?
Snow-weights.
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Why are icicles so good at telling stories?
They always hang on every word.
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What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose?
A root vegetable with a cold.
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Why did the winter wind go to school?
To get a little breeze in education.
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What's a snowflake's favorite sport?
Ski-diving.
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Why did the thermometer get invited to parties?
It knew the coolest people.
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How does a snowman get around in summer?
In a puddle jumper.
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What did the winter say to the spring?
I'm snow over you.
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Why did the blizzard go to therapy?
It had too much emotional baggage.
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What do you call a frozen candy cane?
A hard peppermint stick.
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Why did the north wind join the choir?
It had a chilling harmony.
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How do you make winter soup?
Start with a cold broth and add snow peas.
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What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Ice tea.
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Why did the winter tire get a promotion?
It really gripped the job.
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What do you call a winter storm that sings?
A snow-nade with a melody.
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Why are polar bears so good at negotiation?
They know how to bear the cold hard facts.
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How do you mend a broken snow globe?
With a little winter glue and a flake of patience.
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What does a frosty window say to the sun?
You can't see through my icy facade.
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Why did the winter coat go to the tailor?
It needed a patch for the chill.
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowbodies know.
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Why did the skier do yoga?
To find his center of frost.
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What do you call a snow leopard in a blizzard?
Invisible.
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How do you know a snowball is smart?
It has a lot of rolled-up knowledge.