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Why did the black cat walk into the bar?
Because it was the end of the black line.
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What do you call a bear that's all black?
A char-coal bear.
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How does a black hole greet you?
It says, 'I'm drawn to you.'
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Why was the black sheep the most popular?
Because it always gave a bold impression.
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What do you call a black light that tells jokes?
A pun-ist.
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Why did the blackboard break up with the chalk?
It needed some white space.
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How do you make a black and white cookie?
You split the Oreo.
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Why did the black pen feel lonely?
Because it was always out of the spotlight.
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What did the black paint say to the white wall?
'I'm going to cover you with my dark humor.'
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Why don't black cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
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What do you call a black hole that sings?
A dark crooner.
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Why was the black belt so confident?
Because it knew how to tie things together.
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How does a blacksmith keep his tools organized?
He uses a dark sort of method.
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Why did the black rose get invited to all parties?
Because it added a touch of mystery.
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What do you call a black bird that's always on time?
A punctual raven.
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Why did the black ink refuse to write?
It didn't want to leave a mark.
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How does a black hole answer the phone?
'Hello, this is event horizon.'
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Why are black cats so good at parties?
They always bring the dark humor.
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What did the blackboard say after a math lesson?
'I've got a lot on my mind.'
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Why do black socks prefer to match?
They don't want to cause a fashion rift.
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How do you make a black and white movie?
You take the color out of the picture.
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Why did the black hole go to therapy?
It had issues with attraction.
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What do you call a black diamond that's not a gem?
A coal of many facets.
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Why was the black car always first to leave?
It couldn't stand the light.
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How does a black cat answer the door?
With a 'Meow' that's full of shadow.
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Why did the black pen get detention?
It kept making dark marks on the desk.
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What do you call a black horse that's very fast?
A shadow sprinter.
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Why don't black umbrellas get invited to sunny days?
They always bring a cloud of gloom.
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How does a black belt greet a white belt?
'You've got a bright future ahead.'
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Why did the black hat go to school?
To get a little more shade.
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What do you call a black snake that tells jokes?
A pun-constrictor.
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Why was the black coffee so grumpy?
Because it didn't get any cream.
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How do you catch a black rabbit?
Hide in a dark hole and wait.
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Why did the black keyboard quit its job?
Too many shift changes.
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What do you call a black fire truck?
A fire extinguisher's worst nightmare.
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Why did the black marble roll away?
It wanted to see the dark side of the table.
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How does a black rock stay cool?
It doesn't sweat the small stuff.
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Why was the black suit so professional?
Because it always dressed for success.
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What do you call a black belt that's also a comedian?
A punchline master.
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Why did the black candle feel left out?
Everyone else was getting lit.
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How do you make a black hole less lonely?
Give it a little space.
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Why did the black sheep go on vacation?
It needed to go to a lighter place.
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What do you call a black and white cow at the beach?
A moo-ral contrast.
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Why are black roads so smooth?
They've been paved by experience.
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How does a blackboard stay healthy?
It exercises its chalk muscles.
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Why did the black cat join a band?
It had perfect pitch blackness.
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What do you call a black mushroom?
A fun-guy in the dark.
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Why did the black dog sit in the shade?
It was feeling rather blue.
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How do you turn a black night into a comedy?
Just add a moon of puns.
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Why was the black paper so popular?
Because it always had the best contrast.