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Why did the calendar go to therapy?
Because it had too many April Fools' days on its schedule.
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What do you call a fake noodle on April 1st?
An impasta.
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How does a prankster fish celebrate April Fools'?
With a practical fin- joke.
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Why did the clock get pranked on April Fools'?
Someone set it back an hour for fun.
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What's a ghost's favorite April Fools' prank?
Booing someone when they least expect it.
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Why don't April Fools' jokes work on butterflies?
They always see through them.
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What did the grape say when it got pranked?
"I'm crushed!"
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How do you prank a snowman?
Give him a fake carrot nose.
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Why did the scarecrow win April Fools'?
He was outstanding in his field of pranks.
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What's a magician's favorite April Fools' trick?
Making your watch disappear… then reappear on your other wrist.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor on April 1st?
It wasn't peeling well after a prank.
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How do you prank a mathematician?
Tell them their pi is a lie.
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What's a tree's favorite April Fools' joke?
A leaf in the wind.
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Why did the computer get grounded on April Fools'?
It kept clicking on fake pop-ups.
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What did the pencil say to the eraser on April Fools'?
"You're making a mistake!"
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How do you prank a baker?
Hide a fake croissant in the dough.
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Why did the astronaut love April Fools'?
Because zero gravity makes pranks floatier.
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What's the best way to prank a librarian?
Write "Shhh!" on a fake book.
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Why did the coffee file a complaint?
Someone put decaf in its cup on April 1st.
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How do you prank a gardener?
Replace their watering can with a sieve.
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What did the wall say to the door on April Fools'?
"I'm board of your tricks."
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Why did the lightbulb laugh on April 1st?
It thought it was a bright idea.
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How do you prank a dentist?
Swap their floss with a fishing line.
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What's a skeleton's least favorite April Fools' joke?
A prank that gets under their skin (or lack thereof).
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Why did the sheep get pranked?
It was pulled over the wool.
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How do you prank a chef?
Put salt in the sugar bowl.
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What did the ocean say to the beach on April Fools'?
Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the frog enjoy April Fools'?
It loved hopping into unexpected situations.
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How do you prank a musician?
Detune their guitar slightly.
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What's a vampire's favorite April Fools' joke?
A stake in the ground.
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Why did the tomato turn red on April 1st?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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How do you prank a star?
Tell it it's going supernova tomorrow.
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What did the broom say to the dustpan on April Fools'?
"I think we're being swept up in something."
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Why did the umbrella get blamed on April Fools'?
It was a rain check.
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How do you prank a detective?
Leave a fake clue that leads to a whoopee cushion.
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What's a baker's worst April Fools' nightmare?
A cake that turns out to be a lie.
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Why did the mirror break on April 1st?
It couldn't handle the reflection of a prank.
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How do you prank a painter?
Swap their paint with yogurt.
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What did the hat say to the scarf on April Fools'?
"I'm on top of things, but you're just hanging around."
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Why did the battery get pranked?
It was charged with a stolen joke.
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How do you prank an artist?
Draw a fake mustache on their sketch.
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What's a fish's favorite April Fools' prank?
A hook with no bait.
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Why did the clock stop ticking on April 1st?
It was too shocked by a time-travel prank.
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How do you prank a mail carrier?
Send them a letter that says "This is a prank."
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What did one sock say to the other on April Fools'?
"I think we're being pulled apart."
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Why did the pillow feel betrayed?
Someone put a whoopee cushion underneath it.
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How do you prank a bird?
Whistle a fake bird call.
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What's a tennis ball's least favorite April Fools' joke?
Being replaced with a baseball.
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Why did the backpack get a prank?
It was set up with a false bottom.
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How do you prank a comedian?
Tell them they have no funny bone.