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Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
To reach the high grades.
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What did the pencil say to the eraser?
You're my one true mistake.
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Why was the math book so sad?
It had too many problems.
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How does the moon go to school?
It takes the space bus.
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What do you call a teacher without a sense of humor?
A faculty member.
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Why did the gym teacher run in circles?
He was trying to get his point across.
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What did the ruler say to the desk?
I'll measure your length.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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Why were the dictionary and thesaurus best friends?
They always had each other's backs – words.
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What do you call a pen that sharpens itself?
A pencil.
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Why did the student stay up all night?
Because she was reading between the lines.
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What did the school bell say to the tardy student?
You rang?
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Why did the cutest kid bring a mirror to school?
To reflect on the lesson.
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How does a history teacher say goodbye?
See you in the past.
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Why did the lunch lady get a promotion?
She was a top tray performer.
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What did the glue stick say before the test?
I'm stuck on this question.
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Why did the student stand on his head?
To get a different perspective on the lesson.
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What do you call a group of musical students?
A choir of algebra.
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Why did the ink spill on the test?
It was a black mark on the day.
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What did the desk say to the chair?
You support me.
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Why did the student take a nap in class?
To catch up on his Z's.
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What do you call a school named after a shoe?
Sole-itude.
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Why did the student bring a map to history class?
To find the past.
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What do you call a belated homework assignment?
A late bloomer.
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Why did the English teacher love puns?
They were words of wisdom.
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What did the highlighter say to the eraser?
You're always fading away.
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Why did the student throw a clock out the window?
To see time fly.
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What do you call a class with only one student?
A one-on-one.
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Why did the computer go to school?
To improve its motherboard.
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What did the blackboard say to the chalk?
You write me well.
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Why did the student carry a camera to science class?
To capture the reaction.
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What do you call a test that's easy to pass?
A walk in the park.
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Why did the student put his homework in the fridge?
To keep it cool.
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What did the principal say when the doorbell rang?
We're not expecting a delivery.
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Why did the student write with a feather?
To make his pen light.
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What do you call a cafeteria with a dance floor?
A lunch disco.
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Why did the student bring a broom to school?
To sweep the test.
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What did the art teacher say to the messy easel?
You're a bit sketchy.
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Why did the student glue his book to the table?
To have a read between the lines.
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What do you call a school full of seashells?
A mollusk academy.
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Why did the student count his steps to class?
To measure his attendance.
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What did the lunchbox say to the apple?
You've got my core.
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Why did the student wear a helmet to math class?
To protect his head from all the numbers.
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What do you call a kid who never does homework?
A blank slate.
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Why did the science teacher break her beaker?
She had a reaction.
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What did the notebook say to the pen?
You fill me in.
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Why did the student refuse to share his ruler?
He was a little short.
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What do you call a class that always snows?
A flurry of learning.
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Why did the student take an eraser to lunch?
To fix his mistakes.