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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
"I'm stuffed!"
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Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
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What's the best way to catch a turkey?
Climb a tree and act like a leaf.
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Why did the turkey sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the Thanksgiving dinner countdown.
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What do you call a turkey that can predict the weather?
A weather turkey.
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Why don't turkeys play sports?
Because they always get stuffed.
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What did the turkey say to the hunter?
"Quit gobbling up my space!"
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist.
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How do turkeys celebrate Thanksgiving?
They have a feast of their own—with cranberry sauce!
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Why did the turkey go to the doctor?
Because it had a bad case of the gobbles.
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What did the turkey say when it saw the farmer?
"You're just being foul!"
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Why are turkeys so good at math?
Because they can count their blessings.
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What do you call a turkey that tells bad jokes?
A gobble-er of puns.
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Why did the turkey refuse to eat?
Because it didn't want to be a stuffed bird.
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How do you keep a turkey from pecking at your garden?
Give it a salad bar.
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What do you call a turkey that's afraid of the dark?
A chicken.
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Why did the turkey wear a uniform?
Because it was gobbling up the competition.
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What did the turkey say to the butterball?
"You're just a big butterball of fun!"
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Why don't turkeys ever get lost?
They always follow the bread crumbs.
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What do turkeys do on Halloween?
They go trick-or-treating for stuffing.
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How did the turkey get to the party?
It took the gravy train.
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Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To make sure it wasn't a left over.
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What's a turkey's favorite game?
Hungry Hungry Humans.
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Why did the turkey sit on the fence?
To watch the football game.
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What do you call a turkey that's a rock star?
A gobble-icious phenom.
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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the barn?
Because it kept gobbling everyone's jokes.
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What did the turkey say when it won the lottery?
"I'm turkey rich!"
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How do turkeys say goodbye?
"See you later, alligator—after we've been stuffed!"
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Why did the turkey join the choir?
To sing about its stuffing.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer?
A digital drumstick.
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Why did the turkey refuse to fight?
It didn't want to get roasted.
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What did the turkey say to the cranberry sauce?
"We're a perfect match—sweet and savory!"
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How do turkeys exercise?
They gobble up the steps.
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Why did the turkey go to the art gallery?
To see the still life of a turkey dinner.
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What's a turkey's favorite song?
"Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" by the Poultry Boys.
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Why did the turkey go to school?
To get some stuffing for its head.
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What do you call a turkey that's a detective?
Sherlock Gobbler.
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Why did the turkey bring a ladder to Thanksgiving?
To reach the high shelf for the gravy.
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How do turkeys communicate?
Through gobble-grams.
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What did the turkey say when it saw the oven?
"That's a hot spot!"
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To avoid being the main course.
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What do you call a turkey that's a magician?
A gobbler-ous Houdini.
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Why did the turkey get a medal?
For outstanding performance in the stuffing department.
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What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner?
"I'm stuffed, but I can still gobble!"
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Why are turkeys always tired?
Because they have to keep up with the gobbling.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a fire engine?
A gobble-red truck.
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Why did the turkey apply for a job?
To earn some bread for stuffing.
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How do turkeys like their coffee?
With a little cream and a lot of gobble.
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What did the turkey say to the farmer's wife?
"You're the apple of my pie."