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Why did the big forehead go to school?
It wanted to get a little more head knowledge.
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What do you call a big forehead that plays guitar?
A five-head-strummer.
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How does a big forehead greet you?
It gives you a five-head start.
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What did the big forehead say to the mirror?
I can’t believe I’m this bright.
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Why did the big forehead break up with the small forehead?
It felt the relationship was too one-sided.
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What’s a big forehead’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat—because there’s plenty of room for it.
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How does a big forehead keep its hair in place?
It uses a forehead-scape.
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Why did the big forehead get a job at the airport?
It was great at landing planes.
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What do you call a big forehead that tells jokes?
A pun-head.
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Why did the big forehead win the race?
It had a head start.
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How does a big forehead read a book?
It opens it wide—like its forehead.
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What did the big forehead say to the sun?
“Stop shining on me, you’re making me blush.”
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Why did the big forehead go to the doctor?
It had a case of the five-headache.
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What’s a big forehead’s favorite game?
Head or tails—it always wins heads.
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How does a big forehead stay cool?
It uses its forehead as a natural air conditioner.
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Why did the big forehead become a comedian?
It had a lot of material up front.
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What do you call a big forehead with a hat?
A cap-tain of the head.
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Why did the big forehead get a ticket?
It was speeding on the highway of life.
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How does a big forehead write a letter?
It uses its forehead as a desk.
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What did the big forehead say to the haircut?
“You’ve got a lot of ground to cover.”
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Why did the big forehead love astronomy?
It felt a connection to the big dipper.
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What’s a big forehead’s least favorite exercise?
Push-ups—they always hit their head on the floor.
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How does a big forehead take a selfie?
It uses a wide-angle lens.
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Why did the big forehead become a painter?
It needed a large canvas.
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What do you call a big forehead that’s always late?
A slow-head.
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Why did the big forehead get promoted?
It had a head for business.
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How does a big forehead apologize?
It bows its head—and there’s a lot of bowing.
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What did the big forehead say to the forehead cream?
“I don’t need you—I’m already smooth.”
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Why did the big forehead go to the beach?
To catch some rays on its solar panel.
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What’s a big forehead’s favorite animal?
A bull—because of the horns.
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Why did the big forehead join the band?
It was a natural drumhead.
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How does a big forehead order coffee?
“I’ll have a large, with room for cream.”
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What did the big forehead say to the rain?
“You should have seen me coming.”
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Why did the big forehead get a ticket?
It was parking in a compact zone.
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How does a big forehead play hide and seek?
It always hides behind a curtain of hair.
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What do you call a big forehead that’s also a chef?
A head cook with a lot of shelf space.
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Why did the big forehead take up yoga?
To stretch its mind—and its forehead.
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How does a big forehead win at chess?
It thinks several moves ahead—literally.
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What did the big forehead say to the barber?
“Just a trim, and leave the landing strip.”
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Why did the big forehead get a dog?
To keep its head warm.
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How does a big forehead answer the phone?
“Hello, this is the big head speaking.”
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What’s a big forehead’s favorite TV show?
‘The Head’—it’s about a talking forehead.
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Why did the big forehead go to the bank?
To make a deposit on its brain trust.
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How does a big forehead measure its size?
In head-inches.
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What do you call a big forehead that’s also a spy?
A double agent with a high clearance.
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Why did the big forehead stop playing cards?
It kept showing its hand too early.
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How does a big forehead celebrate its birthday?
With a forehead cake and five candles.
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What did the big forehead say to the hat?
“You’re just a tiny roof for my mansion.”
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Why did the big forehead become a pilot?
It had a natural instrument panel.
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How does a big forehead solve problems?
It puts its head to the grindstone—and then some.