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Why did the egg hide in the coop?
It didn't want to get caught in a scramble.
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What did the egg say when it got a job?
I'm finally crackin' in the industry!
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How do eggs exercise?
They run a yolk-ga class.
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Why was the egg so good at poker?
It had a great poker shell.
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What do you call an egg that starts a fight?
A shell-ebrity brawler.
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Why did the egg break up with the frying pan?
It felt too much heat in the relationship.
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How do eggs travel?
They take the eggspress lane.
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What did the mother egg say to the baby egg?
You've got to crack a few shells to make an omelet.
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Why did the egg go to school?
To get a little egg-ucation.
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What do you call an egg that's always late?
A slow-boiled egg.
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Why don't eggs tell secrets?
They might get poached.
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What did the egg order at the bar?
A shell-on-the-rocks.
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How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
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Why was the egg a good detective?
It always cracked the case.
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What do you call an egg that's afraid of everything?
A chicken-hearted egg.
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Why did the egg sit on the fence?
It was trying to decide which side to sunny-side up.
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How do eggs communicate?
They use egg-mail.
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What did the egg say when it got a compliment?
Aw, you're just egging me on.
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Why were the eggs fighting?
They were having a scrambled argument.
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What do you call an egg that's always singing?
A yolk-king jester.
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Why did the egg stop playing baseball?
It kept getting egged by the pitcher.
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What did the egg wear to the beach?
A shell-tered hat.
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How do you greet a boiled egg?
'Shell-o there!'
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Why did the egg refuse to dance?
It had two left feet… and no legs.
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What do you call a very confident egg?
Eggo-centric.
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Why did the egg go to the doctor?
It had a crack-ed cough.
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What do you get from a pampered egg?
An egg-stravagant yolk.
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Why did the egg get promoted?
It was an egg-cellent employee.
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What's an egg's favorite music?
Break-beat.
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Why did the egg stop watching horror movies?
Too many crack-ing scenes.
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How do you fix a broken egg?
With egg-stronomical glue.
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What do you call an egg that plays guitar?
A yolk 'n' roller.
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Why did the egg cross the road?
To get to the other shell.
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What did the egg say to the fridge?
'Chill out, I'm just a yolk.'
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Why was the egg competitive?
It always wanted to be the best in its shell.
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What do you call an egg that's a genius?
A bright yolk.
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Why did the egg join the army?
To learn egg-splosive tactics.
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How do you know an egg is hiding?
You can hear it cracking up.
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What did the egg say after a long day?
'I'm all cracked out.'
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Why did the egg go to art school?
To master the delicate art of the peel.
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What do you call an egg that loves to garden?
A green-yolked thumb.
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Why don't eggs make good painters?
They always crack under pressure.
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What did the egg say when it won the lottery?
'I'm shell-ebrating!'
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Why was the egg so good at math?
It could count its yolks before they hatched.
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How do you punish a bad egg?
Put it in time-out—sunny-side down.
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What do you call an egg that's full of itself?
An egg-otistical yolk.
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Why did the egg go to therapy?
It had too many shell-shock issues.
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What's an egg's favorite game?
Hide and shell-k.
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How do you describe a perfect egg?
Egg-squisite in every way.
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What did the egg say when it graduated?
'Crack open the future!'