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Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little crummy!
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What do you call a birthday party for a dog?
A pup-ty!
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How do you celebrate a math teacher's birthday?
With a pi-thday party!
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Why did the birthday candle break up with the cake?
It couldn't handle the heat!
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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
You really popped my bubble!
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Why was the birthday party so loud?
The cake had a layer of noise!
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What does a birthday gift say to the wrapping paper?
You really wrap me up!
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Why did the birthday boy put his cake in the freezer?
He wanted to have a cool birthday!
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What do you get for a cat's birthday?
A purr-fectly wrapped present!
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Why did the birthday candle go to school?
To get a little brighter!
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How do you make a birthday cake jealous?
Give it a better slice!
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What did the birthday calendar say to the date?
You're a day to remember!
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Why did the birthday card go to therapy?
It had too many emotional folds!
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What kind of birthday cake do astronauts eat?
Space cakes!
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Why did the birthday present sit in the corner?
It was in time-out for being too boxy!
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How do you wish a tree a happy birthday?
Say 'Have a bark-tastic day!'
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Why did the birthday balloon float away?
It was looking for a higher purpose!
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What do you call a birthday party for a baker?
A knead-to-know celebration!
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Why did the birthday cake get a promotion?
It rose to the occasion!
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What did the birthday candle say to the frosting?
You're the icing on the cake!
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Why was the birthday party so competitive?
Everyone wanted a slice of the action!
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What do you get a giraffe for its birthday?
A neck-tie!
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Why did the birthday boy refuse to eat cake?
He didn't want to dessert the party!
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How do you celebrate a musician's birthday?
With a note-worthy party!
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Why did the birthday party end early?
The cake couldn't hold its layers!
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What did the birthday candle say to the lighter?
You ignite my spark!
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Why did the birthday girl put her cake in the oven again?
She wanted to make it well-done!
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How do you celebrate a fish's birthday?
Throw a fin-tastic party!
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Why did the birthday present look so sad?
It was feeling a little unwrapped!
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What do you call a birthday party for a ghost?
A boo-m!
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Why did the birthday cake wear a hat?
It wanted to be a top-tier dessert!
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What did the birthday party say to the door?
Let the festivities in!
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Why did the birthday candle refuse to be lit?
It was afraid of commitment!
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How do you celebrate a firefighter's birthday?
With a hot party and a hose!
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Why did the birthday balloon get a ticket?
It was caught inflating too fast!
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What do you get a fish for its birthday?
A kelp-resent!
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Why did the birthday cake get a divorce?
It had too many layers of problems!
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How do you wish a bee a happy birthday?
'Have an un-bee-lievable day!'
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Why did the birthday present scream?
It was ripped!
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What did the birthday cake say after the party?
I'm all crumbed out!
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Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder?
He wanted to reach a new age!
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How do you celebrate a librarian's birthday?
With a quiet party and a book of puns!
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Why did the birthday candle fall over?
It was a little burnt out!
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What do you call a birthday party for a cookie?
A crumb-oration!
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Why did the birthday cake get a ticket?
It was caught loafing around!
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How do you wish a computer a happy birthday?
Say 'Have a byte to remember!'
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Why did the birthday party need a map?
To find the cake's layers!
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What did the birthday balloon say to the ceiling?
I'm just hanging around!
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Why did the birthday girl eat her cake with a fork?
She didn't want to spoon-feed her guests!
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How do you celebrate a chef's birthday?
With a whisk and a hope!