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Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress,
people yell 'Kool-Aid!'
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Yo mama's so old,
she knew the Dead Sea when it was just sick.
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Yo mama's so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
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Yo mama's so stupid,
she put airbags on her computer in case it crashes.
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Yo mama's so poor,
she uses a pen with no ink to write on napkins.
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Yo mama's so short,
she uses a ladder to pick a quarter off the floor.
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Yo mama's so hairy,
Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
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Yo mama's so slow,
she takes 90 minutes to watch '60 Minutes'.
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Yo mama's so fat,
when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu—she gets a map.
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Yo mama's so forgetful,
she once forgot she was on the phone and put it in the fridge.
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Yo mama's so lazy,
she has a remote control for her remote control.
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Yo mama's so old,
she has a pet dinosaur.
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Yo mama's so skinny,
she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.
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Yo mama's so dumb,
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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Yo mama's so fat,
when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
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Yo mama's so ugly,
she made an onion cry.
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Yo mama's so poor,
she can't afford to pay attention.
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Yo mama's so short,
she has to jump to tie her shoes.
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Yo mama's so hairy,
she uses a lawnmower to shave.
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Yo mama's so slow,
she got stuck in a revolving door and had to wait for someone to push her out.
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Yo mama's so fat,
her blood type is Nutella.
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Yo mama's so old,
her birth certificate says 'Property of God'.
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Yo mama's so stupid,
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo mama's so poor,
she can't even afford to be broke.
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Yo mama's so lazy,
she thinks 'run' is a type of errand.
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Yo mama's so fat,
she uses a hula hoop as a belt.
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Yo mama's so ugly,
even her mirror has a restraining order.
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Yo mama's so old,
she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
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Yo mama's so dumb,
she thought 'auction' was a type of sauce.
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Yo mama's so short,
she can't see over the steering wheel—but she can under it.
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Yo mama's so hairy,
when she wears a wig, the wig gets jealous.
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Yo mama's so slow,
she took 2 hours to watch '60 Minutes' and still missed the end.
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Yo mama's so fat,
her shadow has its own zip code.
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Yo mama's so stupid,
she put a penny in a parking meter and waited for a piece of gum.
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Yo mama's so poor,
her family heirloom is a hand-me-down.
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Yo mama's so lazy,
she once 'ran out of breath' just thinking about exercise.
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Yo mama's so fat,
she needs a GPS to find her waistline.
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Yo mama's so ugly,
her birth photos were classified as 'unidentified'.
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Yo mama's so old,
she has a savings account in Roman numerals.
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Yo mama's so dumb,
she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
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Yo mama's so short,
she went to the movies and they charged her half price because she was 'small'.
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Yo mama's so hairy,
she uses a comb with teeth.
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Yo mama's so fat,
when she jumps, she gets stuck mid-air.
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Yo mama's so slow,
she chased a parked car and thought she caught it.
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Yo mama's so stupid,
she sold her car for gas money.
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Yo mama's so poor,
her credit card has a negative limit.
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Yo mama's so lazy,
she uses the TV remote to change the channel on the radio.
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Yo mama's so fat,
when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in for her.
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Yo mama's so ugly,
when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
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Yo mama's so old,
she was a waitress at the Last Supper.