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Why did the chicken bring her butt to the party?
Because she heard it was a clucking good time.
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What do you call a chicken butt that tells secrets?
A leaky clucker.
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How does a chicken butt apologize?
It says, 'I'm sorry if I ruffled your feathers.'
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Why did the chicken butt go to school?
To get a little eggucation.
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What did the chicken butt say to the farmer?
'Stop staring, I'm not that kind of bird!'
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Why do chicken butts never get lost?
They always follow the pecking order.
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What's a chicken butt's favorite movie?
'The Egg-sorcist' – it's a real cracker.
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How do you catch a chicken butt?
Just wait for it to lay an egg.
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Why did the chicken butt cross the road?
To get to the other side of the coop.
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What do you call a chicken butt with a sunburn?
A fried feather.
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Why don't chicken butts play hide and seek?
Because they always get clucked out.
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How does a chicken butt answer the phone?
'Hello?' No wait, that's not right. 'Bawk-bawk-bawk!'
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What's a chicken butt's favorite song?
'I Will Always Love Ewe' – wait, wrong animal.
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Why did the chicken butt join a band?
Because it had perfect pitch – in the barnyard.
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How do you cheer up a chicken butt?
Tell it a yolks-me joke.
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What do you call a fancy chicken butt?
A cluck-tell.
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Why did the chicken butt sit on the clock?
To get a little time off its feet.
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What's a chicken butt's favorite sport?
Egg-laying races.
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How does a chicken butt propose?
With a ring made of a beer can pull tab – but it's a pun.
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Why did the chicken butt go to therapy?
It had too many emotional fowl-ups.
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What do you call a chicken butt that can't keep still?
A restless egg-spector.
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How do you know a chicken butt is lying?
Its beak is moving.
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Why did the chicken butt stop telling jokes?
The crowd kept cracking up.
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What's a chicken butt's favorite holiday?
Thanksgiving – free leftovers.
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How does a chicken butt make decisions?
By flipping a feather.
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Why don't chicken butts use smartphones?
They can't peck the tiny keys.
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What do you call a chicken butt with a PhD?
A smart egg.
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Why did the chicken butt break up with its girlfriend?
She kept telling him to chew his food.
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What's a chicken butt's favorite type of music?
Cluck-and-roll.
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How do you get a chicken butt out of a tree?
Wave a strawberry – works every time.
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Why did the chicken butt wear a hat?
To cover its bald spot.
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What did the chicken butt say when it saw a ghost?
'Boo-k?'
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How many chicken butts does it take to change a light bulb?
One – but it'll take all day to cluck about it.
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Why did the chicken butt go to the gym?
To work on its drumsticks.
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What's a chicken butt's favorite treat?
Cracked corn snacks.
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How does a chicken butt text?
With its peck and swipe.
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Why did the chicken butt become a comedian?
It had a natural knack for puns.
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What do you call a chicken butt that sings?
A kara-clucker.
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Why did the chicken butt run away from the farm?
It heard they were having a cluck-off and didn't want to compete.
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How does a chicken butt stay organized?
It uses an egg-cel spreadsheet.
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What's a chicken butt's favorite board game?
Cluck-opoly – but it always lands on the 'egg tax'.
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Why did the chicken butt refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of getting dealt a bad deck.
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What's a chicken butt's life motto?
'Every day is a new egg-spoilage date.'
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How does a chicken butt greet its friends?
'Hey there, fowl pal!'
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Why did the chicken butt get a ticket?
It was caught jaywalking on the henway.
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What do you call a chicken butt that's a good listener?
An ear for feathers.
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Why did the chicken butt go to art school?
To learn to draw a masterpiece from scratch.
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How does a chicken butt celebrate a birthday?
With a sheet cake and a lot of pecking.
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What did the chicken butt say to the egg?
'You crack me up.'
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Why are chicken butts so bad at keeping secrets?
They always spill the beans – or the corn.