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Why did the black belt break up with the brown belt?
It just couldn't stay in the black.
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What do you call a black bear in a blizzard?
A panda with a dark past.
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Why did the black hole refuse to date the white dwarf?
It needed more space.
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How do black sheep greet each other?
'Hey, ewe!'
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What's a black cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Why did the black coffee get a promotion?
It always rose to the top.
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What do you call a blackboard that tells jokes?
A pun-derful chalk-teller.
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Why did the black pepper get angry?
Because it was constantly being ground down.
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What's a black-eyed pea's favorite game?
Hide-and-squeak.
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Why did the black bird sit on the telephone wire?
To make a dark connection.
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How does a black hole say goodbye?
'I'll be back, pulled in.'
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Why did the black pen break up with the red pen?
It found someone more colorful.
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What do you call a black rose on Valentine's Day?
A thorny affair.
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Why did the black labrador bring a flashlight?
To retrieve in the dark.
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How do black spiders greet each other?
'Web-come to the dark side.'
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Why did the black shoe get promoted?
It always matched the tie.
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What's a black widow's favorite dance?
The tango – it's lethal.
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Why did the black gold (oil) refuse to share?
It was too crude.
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How do blackberries start a conversation?
'Bush-iness or pleasure?'
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Why did the black car win the race?
It had a dark horse engine.
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What do you call a black crayon that's always arguing?
A draw-back.
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Why did the black light go to therapy?
It felt invisible.
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How do black ants celebrate?
They throw a colony picnic.
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Why did the black pick-up truck get a ticket?
It was caught hauling coal without a permit.
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What's a black snake's favorite subject?
Hiss-tory.
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Why did the black T-shirt get cold?
Because it was out in the shade.
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What do you call a black rubber band that's lost its stretch?
A slack-ist.
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Why did the black boxer wear a bow tie?
To knock 'em out in style.
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How do black keys on a piano say hello?
'Play-nice to meet you.'
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Why did the black pearl go to school?
To become a cultured gem.
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What's a black hole's favorite dessert?
Gravity cake.
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Why did the black jeans fade?
Too many darks cycles.
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How do black holes write?
With a singularity of purpose.
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Why did the black coffee get a second job?
It needed more grounds.
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What do you call a black firefighter?
Smoke screen.
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Why did the black tuxedo get invited to every party?
It suited everyone.
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How does a black sheep apologize?
'Ewe-niverse forgive me.'
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Why did the black crayon get promoted?
It always stayed within the lines.
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What's a black cat's least favorite game?
Red light, green light.
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Why did the black mirror go to therapy?
It was tired of reflecting negativity.
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How do black turtlenecks greet each other?
'Roll-neck and roll!'
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Why did the black tide pool get quiet?
It was in a low ebb.
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What do you call a black ninja's favorite snack?
Shadow cookies.
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Why did the black marker get erased?
It was too permanent.
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How does a black farmer plant crops?
With a dark horse plow.
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Why did the black hole movie get bad reviews?
Too many plot holes.
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What did the black sock say to the white sock?
'Stop bleaching out of turn.'
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Why did the black lab fail the test?
It couldn't fetch the answer.
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How do black jelly beans make decisions?
By speaking on the bean-counter.
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Why did the black umbrella get angry?
It was always being opened up in the rain.