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Why did the dirt feel embarrassed?
Because it got caught in the garden with its pants down.
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Why did the dad bring a shovel to the laundry room?
He heard there was dirty work to do.
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What do you call a pile of dirt that tells jokes?
A corny mound.
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Why did the cleaning cloth break up with the sponge?
It was tired of all the dirty laundry.
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How do you make a dirty floor laugh?
Take it for a spin with a mop.
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Why did the vacuum cleaner get a ticket?
It was caught dusting too fast.
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What did the soap say to the dirty dish?
"You're in hot water now."
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Why did the dad refuse to take a bath?
He didn't want to wash away his dad jokes.
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What did the dirt say when it won the lottery?
"I'm going to make a clean sweep of things!"
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Why did the mud go to school?
To get a little smarter and clean up its act.
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How do you know a dad joke is dirty?
It leaves a stain on your humor.
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Why did the dad hide his dirty socks?
He didn't want them to come clean.
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What do you call a dirty joke that's also a dad joke?
A grime classic.
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Why did the broom go to therapy?
It couldn't sweep its problems under the rug.
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What did the dad say when he saw a muddy puddle?
"I'm not puddle-ing around."
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Why did the dust bunny blush?
Because it saw the vacuum cleaner coming.
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How do you wash a dirty dad joke?
With pun-derful soap.
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Why did the dad take his dirty joke to the dry cleaners?
It needed a new spin.
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What did the dirty floor say to the mop?
"You really know how to sweep me off my feet."
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Why did the laundry basket get promoted?
It was great at handling dirty work.
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What do you call a dirty joke that's hard to understand?
A stain-up puzzle.
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Why did the dad put his dirty joke in the dishwasher?
To get the grime out of the punchline.
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How do you clean a dirty dad joke?
With a little humor and elbow grease.
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Why did the dirty spoon go to school?
To improve its table manners.
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What did the dad say when he saw dirt on the floor?
"That's my kinda dirt."
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Why did the mud wrestler retire?
He was tired of being thrown into dirty jokes.
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How does a dad clean his dirty jokes?
With a pun-saturated cloth.
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Why did the dirty rug get a medal?
For its service in covering up stains.
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What do you call a dirty joke with no punchline?
A soiled attempt.
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Why did the dad bring a mop to the comedy club?
He knew his jokes would be dirty.
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What did the garbage can say to the dirty joke?
"You're rubbish!"
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Why did the dad's dirty joke get arrested?
It was too grimy for public ears.
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How does a dad make a dirty joke?
He dusts off a classic pun.
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Why did the dirty towel go to the gym?
To get a clean lift.
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What do you call a dirty joke that's also a bedtime story?
A grime tale.
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Why did the dad shovel dirt into his joke?
He wanted it to be earthy.
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How did the dirty joke win the contest?
It had the best punchline that was ground-breaking.
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Why did the sponges break up?
They had too many dirty dishes.
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What did the dad say when his joke was too dirty?
"I need to brush it off."
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Why did the dirty shoe go to the doctor?
It had athlete's foot from too much dirt.
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How do you know a dad joke is really dirty?
It leaves a ring around the collar.
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Why did the dad use a vacuum on his joke?
To suck out the dirt.
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What do you call a dirty joke that's also a science experiment?
A lab dirts.
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Why did the dad hide his dirty joke in the laundry?
It needed a spin cycle.
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How does a dad clean his act?
He mops up his dirty jokes.
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Why did the dirty joke go to the spa?
For a mud treatment.
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What did the dad say when his joke got too dirty?
"I'll have to rinse it off."
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Why did the dirty joke become a gardener?
It loved getting its hands dirty.
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How do you make a dirty joke sparkling clean?
Add a little wit and a lot of soap.
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Why did the dad's dirty joke fail?
It didn't have enough grime to laugh about.