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Why did the ghost go to the party?
Because he was a boo-tiful dancer!
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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine!
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How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle his funny bone!
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What do you call a ghost that's always lying?
A boo-lar!
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Why did the zombie skip school?
He was feeling rotten!
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What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
To get to the pumpkin patch!
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What do you call a goblin who invents things?
A goblin-ation!
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How does a wizard make his spells?
He uses a cauldron-drum!
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Why did the mummy go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit wrapped up!
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What do you call a scared skeleton?
A nervous tic-tac!
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Why did the vampire stop eating candy?
He couldn't handle the bite-sized treats!
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What do ghosts put on their bagels?
Cream boo!
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Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
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What do you call a zombie that can play the guitar?
A dead-head!
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Why did the witch put her spells on a diet?
She was tired of hex-tra weight!
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What does a ghost use to wash his hair?
Sham-boo!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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How do you know when a pumpkin is angry?
It's a jack-o-lan-turn!
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What do you call a ghost that's a good listener?
A boo-tiful friend!
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Why did the vampire join the gym?
To get some bite!
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What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone!
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Why don't witches wear flat shoes?
They prefer high heels for their broomsticks!
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What did the baby ghost say to his mom?
I wanna be a boo-ffalo!
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How do zombies answer the phone?
Braaaaaains!
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What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes?
A giggle-o-lantern!
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Why did the ghost get in trouble?
He was being too spook-tacular!
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What's a witch's favorite candy?
Marsh-mallow-swirls!
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Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
To get a spare rib!
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What do you call a vampire who gets into fights?
A blood-thirsty brawler!
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How does a ghost open a door?
He uses a boo-ty!
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Why did the zombie cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
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What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
I scream!
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Why was the pumpkin so good at math?
He had a lot of pi!
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What do you call a skeleton that tells tall tales?
A fib-ula!
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Why did the vampire bring a ladder to the party?
To climb the walls!
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch kit!
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What's a witch's favorite hobby?
Spell-casting and broom-painting!
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Why did the ghost refuse to play cards?
He was afraid of the spade!
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What do you call a scary house with a lot of cats?
A hiss-torical mansion!
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Why was the skeleton calm during the storm?
He had no nerves!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair in place?
Spell-o-spray!
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Why did the zombie only eat brains?
Because he was a smart eater!
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What do you call a monster that tells knock-knock jokes?
A knock-er!
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Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
He needed the money for neck-laces!
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How do you make a mummy laugh?
Tickle his sarcophagus!
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What's a ghost's favorite movie?
The Boo-knight!
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Why did the jack-o-lantern stop talking?
He lost his gourd!