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Why did the Asian mathematician bring a ladder to calculus class?
Because he wanted to reach the higher functions.
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What do you call an Asian bird that can fly backwards?
A tur-key.
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Why did the Asian chef get a raise?
He was always adding seasoning to the company's bottom line.
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How does an Asian say 'I love you' in math?
You've got a pi-thagorean theorem.
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Why did the Asian student bring a ruler to the party?
To measure the fun.
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What's an Asian's favorite type of music?
Kim-chi rock.
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Why did the Asian gardener win an award?
He had the best kung-fu-grow.
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How do Asians greet each other in the winter?
'Snow much fun!'
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Why did the Asian fisherman use a calculator?
To add up his koi.
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What do you call an Asian who can fix anything?
A handy-man-darin.
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Why did the Asian baker get a promotion?
He always rose to the occasion.
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What's an Asian's favorite sport?
Ping-pong-pong-pong.
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Why did the Asian artist use only circles?
He was trying to make a round-world.
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How do Asians make their tea?
With a lot of steep competition.
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Why did the Asian computer programmer get fired?
He couldn't stop making Java jokes.
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What do you call an Asian with a map?
A guide to the Far East.
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Why did the Asian musician get kicked out of the band?
He kept playing the same note — a 'G' for ginseng.
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How do Asians eat their noodles?
With a slurp-ise.
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What's an Asian's favorite holiday?
Lunar New Year — it's a moon-mentous occasion.
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Why did the Asian astronaut bring chopsticks?
To eat space dumplings.
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What do you call an Asian detective?
Sherlock Miso.
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Why did the Asian farmer get a medal?
He grew the best rice in the field.
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How do Asians count their money?
With a lot of yen-der.
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What's an Asian's favorite dance?
The dragon glide.
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Why did the Asian student get an A?
She studied her a-ki-do.
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What do you call an Asian who loves to run?
A marathon-darin.
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Why did the Asian chef refuse to cook Italian?
He was afraid of pasta-ble puns.
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How do Asians say hello in the morning?
'Good moo-gi' (as in moo goo gai pan).
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What's an Asian's favorite game?
Go — it's a board game of wok.
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Why did the Asian actor join the circus?
He wanted to be a kung fu trapeze artist.
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What do you call an Asian who tells jokes?
A pun-dit.
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Why did the Asian tailor get rich?
He made a lot of kimono-ney.
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How do Asians celebrate a birthday?
With a boba tea party.
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What's an Asian's least favorite food?
A half-baked idea.
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Why did the Asian scientist study light?
He wanted to see the Asian spectrum.
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How do Asians make decisions?
They weigh the pros and cons — like a balance of yin and yang.
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What do you call an Asian with a cold?
A sneeze-ling.
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Why did the Asian painter only use black ink?
He was in a mono-chromatic mood.
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What's an Asian's favorite type of tree?
A banyan tree — it's rooted in culture.
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Why did the Asian fisherman get a new boat?
The old one was koi-ng under.
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How do Asians navigate?
With a com-pass to the East.
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What do you call an Asian who loves math?
A calcu-later.
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Why did the Asian superhero wear a cape?
To look like a flying dragon.
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How do Asians clean their floors?
With a bamboo broom — it's a sweep deal.
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What's an Asian's favorite board game?
Mahjong — it's a tile of fun.
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Why did the Asian photographer become famous?
He had an eye for the Orient.
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What do you call an Asian who can't stop talking?
A chatter-boxing champion.
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Why did the Asian baker go to jail?
He was caught making illegal egg rolls.
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How do Asians say goodbye?
'Soy long!'
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Why did the Asian gardener plant bamboo?
Because it's a stalk of genius.