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Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
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What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
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Why are spiders good at summer sports?
Because they're great at web surfing!
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What does a lemon do when it gets too hot?
It turns into lemonade!
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to the beach?
To get to the high tide!
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What do you get when you cross a dog with a summer day?
A hot dog!
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Why did the watermelon stop in the middle of the road?
It was seed the crossing!
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What's a sunburn's favorite song?
Hot Hot Hot!
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Why did the swimmer keep his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth in summer?
A gummy bear!
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Why are flip-flops so good at telling jokes?
Because they always have a good sole!
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What did the popsicle say to the ice cream?
You're cool, but I'm on a stick!
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Why did the beach ball stop rolling?
It saw the shore!
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What's a summer camp's favorite subject?
Arts and crafts!
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
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What do you call a lazy summer day?
A siesta-ster!
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Why did the kid put his sandals in the fridge?
He wanted cool toes!
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What's a firefly's favorite dance?
The light fantastic!
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Why did the tomato turn red in summer?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a frog that loves the beach?
A sand-hopper!
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Why did the sunblock go to therapy?
It had too many SPF issues!
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What's a beach's favorite type of music?
Sand and roll!
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Why did the kite get a ticket?
For flying too high!
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What do you call a group of flamingos at the pool?
A float-troop!
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Why did the hamburger go to the beach?
To get a bun tan!
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What did one ice cube say to the other?
Are we cool?
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Why did the starfish leave the concert?
It didn't like the rock and roll!
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What's a dad joke about summer?
I'm just here for the pun and games!
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Why did the lemonade stand win an award?
It had the best pitcher!
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What do you call a dog that loves the sun?
A hot mutt!
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Why did the kid put his umbrella in the freezer?
He wanted a snow-cone!
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What's a watermelon's favorite game?
Seed and seek!
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Why did the seagull stare at the vending machine?
It wanted a sand-wich!
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What do you call a cat that sunbathes?
A solar kitty!
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Why did the beach towel get a promotion?
It was always on point!
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What did the ocean wear to the party?
A tide shirt!
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Why did the kid bring a map to the pool?
To find the deep end!
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What's a sunscreen's favorite joke?
Something that's a shade funny!
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Why did the crab never share his toys?
He was a little shell-fish!
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What do you call a sleepy summer day?
A doze-sun!
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Why did the kids take a nap at the beach?
They were shore!
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What's a lifeguard's favorite treat?
Guard-er-ade!
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Why did the orange stop rolling?
It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a mosquito in summer?
A bite-sized pest!
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Why did the sailboat blush?
It saw the ocean's bottom!
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What's a beach bag's favorite song?
Sand and deliver!
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Why did the ice cream truck go to school?
To get a little cooler!
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What do you call a summer romance?
A sweet heat!