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Why did the joke go to the library?
To find its punchline.
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What did the joke say when it was funny?
'I'm a hit!'
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How do you catch a joke?
You wait until it cracks you up.
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Why did the joke break up with the riddle?
It couldn't handle the suspense.
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What's a joke's favorite food?
Punchlines—they're the best part.
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Why did the joke go to the doctor?
It had a bad case of the giggles.
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What do you call a joke that tells another joke?
A meta-joke.
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How does a joke say hello?
'Knock, knock!'
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Why don't jokes ever get lost?
They always have a punchline to follow.
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What did the joke say to the audience?
'You're my favorite laugh!'
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Why did the joke blush?
It heard a dirty joke – but it was clean!
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What's a joke's favorite day?
Friday—because it's time for funny business.
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How do you make a joke better?
Add a twist at the end.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a pun?
A punny joke that cracks everyone up.
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Why did the joke go to school?
To learn how to be a better punchline.
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What did the punchline say to the setup?
'You set me up perfectly!'
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Why was the joke so good at math?
It knew how to add a punchline.
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How do jokes stay in shape?
They do laugh-aerobics.
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What's a joke's favorite game?
Punchline tag—whoever laughs first wins.
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Why did the joke get a ticket?
It was too funny to drive safely.
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What do you call a joke that's always on time?
A well-timed punchline.
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Why don't jokes tell secrets?
They always spill the punchline.
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What's a joke's favorite season?
Spring—because that's when jokes bloom.
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How does a joke like its coffee?
With a little bit of humor.
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Why did the joke go to the party?
To be the life of the laugh.
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What did the joke say when it saw a mirror?
'I look punny today!'
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Why was the joke feeling sad?
It lost its punchline.
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What do you call a joke that never ends?
A never-ending punchline.
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How do you know a joke is lying?
Its punchline doesn't match the setup.
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Why did the joke cross the road?
To get to the punchline on the other side.
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What's a joke's favorite song?
'Don't Stop Believin' in the Punchline.'
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Why did the joke get an award?
It was the funniest in the room.
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What did the joke wear to the comedy show?
A tuxedo with a punchline.
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How do jokes celebrate?
They have a laugh party.
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Why was the joke always happy?
It had a great punchline every time.
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What do you call a joke that's too long?
A groaner.
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Why did the joke go to the gym?
To work out its punchline muscles.
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How does a joke say goodbye?
'I'll be here all week—don't forget the punchline!'
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What's a joke's favorite dessert?
Punch pie.
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Why did the joke get a new job?
It wanted to tell more punchlines.
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What do you call a joke that's too silly?
A goofball punchline.
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Why did the joke go on vacation?
To find a new punchline.
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How do jokes send letters?
With a punchline stamp.
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What did the joke say to the comedian?
'You tell me perfectly!'
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Why was the joke so small?
It was a mini-punchline.
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What's a joke's favorite color?
Yellow—because it's bright and funny.
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How do you cheer up a sad joke?
Give it a new punchline.
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Why did the joke blush after telling itself?
It was a self-referential pun.
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What do you call a joke that's always cold?
A chiller — no one laughs.
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Why did the joke get a medal?
It had the best punchline in the competition.