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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
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Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
It was two-tired.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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Why did the chicken join a club?
To get to the other side of the punchline.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extended vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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Why did the broom get a ticket?
For sweeping the street without a license.
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
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Why did the orange stop rolling?
Because it ran out of juice.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
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Why did the frog park illegally?
It didn't have a toad license.
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What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
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Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.
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Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It had a virus.
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
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What do you call a train made of bubblegum?
A chew-chew train.
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Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?
Because he was a fungi.
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What do you call a bear with no ears?
B.
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Why did the gym close down?
It just didn't work out.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
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Why did the math teacher love the square root?
Because it's radical.
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What do you call a fish that loves to dance?
A disco fish.
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Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
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What do you call a dog that loves the ocean?
A sea-lion.
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Why did the egg hide?
It was a little chicken.
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What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A sour puss.
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Why did the library get so cold?
It was full of chill-dren.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
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Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with.
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What do you call a bear that's always losing things?
A forgetful bear.
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Why did the banana cross the road?
To get to the other peel.
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What do you call a bird that sticks to everything?
A vel-crow.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was exhausted.
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What do you call a dog that works at a hospital?
A medical lab.
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Why did the lemon stop at the crosswalk?
It was waiting for the light to turn yellow.
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What do you call a penguin in a desert?
Lost.
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Why did the pencil cross the road?
'Cause it had to erase its mistakes.
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What do you call a pig that can't stand up?
A bacon bit.
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Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.
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Why did the firefly get a promotion?
It was outstanding in its field.
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What do you call a nervous cow?
A milk-shake.
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Why did the stopwatch get a ticket?
For running in a timed zone.
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What do you call a bear that loves to dance?
A boogie bear.
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Why did the cookie go to the dentist?
It had a cavity.
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What do you call a fish that loves to read?
A book shark.
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Why did the banana go to the bank?
To get some interest.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never complains?
A t-rexcellent.
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Why did the strawberry cry?
Because it was in a jam.
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What do you call a cat that can fly?
A helicopter cat.
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Why did the chicken wear a jacket?
Because it was a little fowl.
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What do you call a pig that loves to race?
A pork car.
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Why did the robot go on vacation?
To recharge its batteries.
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
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Why did the clock go to school?
To learn how to count.
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What do you call a bear with a cold?
A snotty bear.
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Why did the math teacher love the number 100?
Because it's a perfect score.
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What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
King of the sea.
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Why did the orange stop at the gym?
It wanted to be a juice-boxer.
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What do you call a dog that eats everything?
A hoover.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a bear that loves to cook?
A chef bear.
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Why did the egg stop?
It was out of shell.
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What do you call a cat that loves to swim?
A catfish.
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Why did the skeleton go to the party?
To have a bone-afide good time.
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What do you call a cow that plays chess?
A moo-ver.
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Why did the tomato turn green?
Because it was unripe.
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What do you call a fish that loves to sing?
A tuna singer.
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Why did the peach go to the doctor?
It was feeling peachy.
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What do you call a bear that breaks things?
A smash bear.
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Why did the pencil get an award?
For being outstanding in its field of writing.
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What do you call a sheep that does karate?
A lamb chop.
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a byte.
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What do you call a fish that loves to travel?
A globetrotter fish.
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Why did the banana call the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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What do you call a cow with a guitar?
A moo-sician.
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Why did the clock get a promotion?
It worked over time.
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What do you call a bear that loves to read?
A book bear.
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
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What do you call a fish that loves to play chess?
A checkmate fish.
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Why did the cheese have to go to the hospital?
It was feeling grate.
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What do you call a bear that loves to sleep?
A hibernator.
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Why did the math book get an award?
For having all the right angles.
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What do you call a sheep that loves to dance?
A lambada.
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Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve its web sight.
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What do you call a fish that loves to tell jokes?
A pun fish.
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Why did the banana get a promotion?
Because it was a-peel-ing.
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What do you call a bear that loves to fish?
A fishing bear.
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Why did the pencil get a suspension?
For drawing on the desk.
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What do you call a pig with a cold?
A sneeze hog.
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Why did the orange go to the doctor?
It was feeling zesty.
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What do you call a dog that can count?
A labrador retriever of numbers.
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Why did the scarecrow become a teacher?
Because he was outstanding.
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What do you call a cow that loves to sing?
A moo-sical.
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Why did the lemon fall?
It was a sour drop.
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What do you call a bear that loves to swim?
A polar bear.
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Why did the clock get a ticket?
For second-hand speeding.
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What do you call a fish that loves to dance?
A boogie bass.
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Why did the cookie get a ticket?
For crumbling under pressure.
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What do you call a sheep with a cold?
A baa-d cold.
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Why did the banana become a comedian?
It had a lot of peel.
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What do you call a pig that loves to dance?
A boar hog.
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Why did the tomato go to the gym?
To become a big veg.
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What do you call a bear that loves to paint?
A picture bear.
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Why did the pencil get a gold star?
For being sharp.
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What do you call a cow with a fear of heights?
A milky way.
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Why did the orange break up with the apple?
It was too sour.
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What do you call a dog that loves to read?
A book hound.
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Why did the skeleton go to the movies?
To see a bone-anza.
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What do you call a sheep that loves to sing?
A ewe-nique singer.
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Why did the banana stay home?
It wasn't feeling a-peeling.
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What do you call a pig with a fever?
A hot dog.
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Why did the math teacher love the number 8?
Because it's a whole number.
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What do you call a fish that loves to solve puzzles?
A cod breaker.
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Why did the cookie get a raise?
It was a chip off the old block.
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What do you call a bear that loves to garden?
A grow bear.
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Why did the clock get a girlfriend?
It found a match.
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What do you call a sheep that loves to play chess?
A checkmate ewe.
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Why did the banana call the police?
It was being peeled.
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What do you call a cow with a headache?
A moo-graine.
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Why did the tomato get a ticket?
For ketchup behavior.
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What do you call a dog that loves to swim?
A water hound.
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Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To boogie down to the bone.
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What do you call a sheep with a jacket?
A sweater lamb.
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Why did the banana get a loan?
For its a-peel.
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What do you call a pig that loves to draw?
A pork-trait artist.
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Why did the math book go to the party?
It knew all the right angles.
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What do you call a fish that loves to cook?
A chef fish.
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Why did the cookie get a car?
For its drive-through.
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What do you call a bear that loves to travel?
A wander bear.
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Why did the clock stop?
It ran out of time.
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What do you call a sheep that loves to eat?
A grazer.
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Why did the banana go to school?
To become a peel-osopher.
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What do you call a cow that loves to read?
A moo-sic lover.
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Why did the tomato get a job?
For the salad days.
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What do you call a dog that loves to chase?
A tail-chaser.
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Why did the skeleton get a job?
It needed the bones.
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What do you call a sheep with a sunburn?
A crispy ewe.
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Why did the banana get a promotion?
For its excellent peel-formance.
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What do you call a pig that loves to play piano?
A porky key.
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Why did the math teacher love the number 0?
Because it's a hero.
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What do you call a fish that loves to spell?
A spell-fish.
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Why did the cookie go to the gym?
To get a little crunch.
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What do you call a bear that loves to sing?
A hum-a-bear.
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Why did the clock get a raise?
It worked over time.
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What do you call a sheep that loves to jump?
A baa-llerina.
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Why did the banana break up?
It was too ripe.
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What do you call a cow with a dream?
A moo-sical star.
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Why did the tomato get a medal?
For its outstanding performance in salsa.
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What do you call a dog that loves to dig?
A bone-seeker.
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Why did the skeleton go to the beach?
To get a tan on its bones.
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What do you call a sheep with a hat?
A ewe-nique cap.
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Why did the banana become a teacher?
It had a lot to share.
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What do you call a pig that loves to laugh?
A giggle hog.
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Why did the math book go to the doctor?
It had a fraction.
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What do you call a fish that loves to read?
A bookworm fish.
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Why did the cookie get a trophy?
For being the best crumb in the batch.
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What do you call a bear that loves to climb?
A tree bear.
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Why did the clock go to the bar?
To get a time-out.
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What do you call a sheep that loves to knit?
A yarn ewe.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It had a peel-ing.
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What do you call a cow that loves to dance?
A moo-ver and shaker.
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Why did the tomato get a job at the bank?
For its interest in lettuce.