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Why did the racist joke get a bad reputation?
Because it couldn't see past its own punchline.
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What do you call a racist joke that tells itself?
A prejudice routine.
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How do you spot a racist joke?
It always has a biased setup.
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Why are racist jokes always told in whispers?
They don't want to cause a scene.
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What did the punchline say to the setup?
'You're just prejudiced.'
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Why did the racist joke break up with the other joke?
It was tired of being stereotypical.
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What's a racist joke's favorite color?
Any color it can judge.
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Why did the racist joke go to therapy?
To work on its internal bias.
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How can you improve a racist joke?
Give it a more open-minded punchline.
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What do you get when you cross a racist joke with a pun?
A play on words that's still unfair.
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Why don't racist jokes last long?
They get cancelled.
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What's a racist joke's least favorite food?
Anything that's not homogeneous.
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Why did the racist joke get kicked out of the comedy club?
It didn't know when to draw the line.
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How many racist jokes does it take to change a light bulb?
None—they'd rather discriminate against the dark.
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What did the audience say to the racist joke?
'That's not funny, it's just mean.'
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Why was the racist joke always lonely?
Nobody wanted to associate with it.
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What's the difference between a racist joke and a good joke?
One needs a target, the other just needs a laugh.
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Why did the racist joke refuse to rhyme?
It had a prejudice against similar sounds.
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What do you call a racist joke that improves?
An oxymoron.
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Why did the racist joke fail its job interview?
Its resume was full of stereotypes.
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How do you make a racist joke less offensive?
Add a punchline about itself.
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What's a racist joke's favorite song?
'Don't Stop Believing' – but only in certain stereotypes.
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Why are racist jokes bad at math?
They always predict sums based on color.
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What did the other joke say to the racist joke?
'You're just a bad influence.'
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Why don't racist jokes get invited to parties?
They always end up offending someone.
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How can you tell a racist joke is old?
It still uses outdated terms.
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What do you call a racist joke that tells itself?
A self-destructive monologue.
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Why did the racist joke stop performing?
It realized its audience was diverse.
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What's a racist joke's favorite sport?
Judging.
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How do you spot a racist joke in a crowd?
It's the one nobody is laughing at.
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Why are racist jokes like bad software?
They have bugs in their code.
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What did the mother joke say to the racist joke?
'We don't judge in this family.'
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Why did the racist joke cross the road?
To get to the other side of the argument.
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What's a racist joke's favorite book?
'The Art of the Stereotype.'
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How do you fix a racist joke?
Rewrite the punchline with empathy.
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Why did the racist joke end up in a history book?
As an example of what not to do.
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What do you call a group of racist jokes?
A bias bunch.
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Why did the racist joke get a grammar lesson?
It needed to learn how to phrase things politely.
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What's a racist joke's favorite holiday?
Bad Joke Day.
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Why are racist jokes like spoiled milk?
They leave a bad taste in your mouth.
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What did the joke teller say after telling a racist joke?
'I was just kidding,' but it was too late.
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How do you neutralize a racist joke?
Add a self-deprecating twist.
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Why did the racist joke go to school?
To learn about equality.
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What's the lifespan of a racist joke?
Until someone calls it out.
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How are racist jokes like weeds?
They spread if you don't remove them.
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What did the smart joke say to the racist joke?
'You have potential, but your delivery is toxic.'
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Why did the racist joke get a makeover?
To try to be politically correct.
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What's a racist joke's greatest fear?
Being replaced by a positive joke.
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How can you tell if a joke is racist?
If it makes you feel bad after you laugh.
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Why did the racist joke retire?
It realized there are better jokes to tell.