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Why did the silly joke go to school?
To get a little smarter and make everyone laugh!
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What did the clown say to the knock-knock joke?
You crack me up!
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How do you catch a silly joke?
You sneak up on it and say 'Boo!'
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Why was the joke so quiet?
Because it was a whisper joke.
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What's a silly joke's favorite drink?
A pun-ch!
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Why did the joke go to the doctor?
It had a bad case of the pun-ia.
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What do you call a joke that tells other jokes?
A stand-up comedian.
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Why did the joke cross the road?
To get to the other side of the punchline.
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How does a silly joke say goodbye?
'I'm outta here – don't forget to laugh!'
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What's a joke's favorite game?
Pun-tastic four!
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Why did the joke stop telling stories?
It ran out of punchlines.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a cat?
A meow-nologue.
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How do you make a silly joke even sillier?
Add a rubber chicken.
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Why did the joke wear a hat?
To keep its punchline dry.
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What did the punchline say to the setup?
'You set me up for a fall!'
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Why are silly jokes always happy?
Because they get a laugh every time.
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What's a joke's favorite food?
Pun-cakes!
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Why did the skeleton tell a joke?
Because it had no bones to pick.
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How do you know a joke is lying?
Its punchline is a fib.
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What did the cheese say to the silly joke?
'You're grate!'
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Why did the joke break up with the word?
It was too serious.
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What's a joke's favorite place?
A pun-derful theme park.
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How does a joke get ready for bed?
It tells itself a bedtime pun.
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Why did the joke go to the party?
To be the life of the pun-ty.
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What do you call a joke that never gets old?
A classic.
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Why did the joke take a nap?
It was punch-drunk.
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How does a joke introduce itself?
'Hi, I'm a knee-slapper!'
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What's a joke's favorite song?
'Don't Stop Believin' – in the punchline.
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Why did the joke go to the library?
To check out some funny books.
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What did the dad say to the silly joke?
'That's my boy!'
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How do you thank a silly joke?
You say 'You're pun-believable!'
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Why did the joke hide in the corner?
It was a shy pun.
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What's a joke's favorite animal?
A pun-ther.
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Why did the joke go to the beach?
To tell some shore-ious jokes.
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How does a joke stay in shape?
It does pun-ups.
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What do you call a joke that tells the future?
A pun-dit.
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Why did the joke stop playing cards?
It was tired of all the puns.
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What's a joke's favorite holiday?
April Fools' Day!
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How do you write a silly joke?
Start with a pun and end with a grin.
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Why did the joke go to the gym?
To work on its delivery.
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What did the banana say to the silly joke?
'You're a-peeling!'
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Why did the joke get an award?
For being a pun-omenal friend.
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How does a joke say 'I love you'?
'You're pun-derful!'
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What's a joke's favorite movie?
'Pun Fiction'.
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Why did the joke go to the farm?
To milk some laughs.
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What do you call a joke that lies a lot?
A pun-ster.
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Why did the joke wear sunglasses?
Because its punchline was too bright.
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How do you find a silly joke?
You look for the pun-derful ones.
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What did the potato say to the silly joke?
'You're ap-peeling!'
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Why did the joke go to the moon?
To tell a spaced-out punchline.