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What do you call a crisp autumn leaf that can't make up its mind?
A fall indecision.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award in autumn?
Because he was outstanding in his field all season.
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How do trees access the internet in the fall?
They log in.
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What's a pumpkin's favorite sport in autumn?
Squash.
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Why do leaves change color in the fall?
They see the red and yellow changing ahead.
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What did the autumn leaf say to the wind?
I'm falling for you.
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Why did the apple stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
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How does a scarecrow know when autumn is here?
He feels it in his straws.
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Why are autumn trees so good at solving problems?
They always branch out.
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What do you call a turkey that loves autumn?
A gobble-gobbler.
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Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It had a bad case of the fall.
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How do you make an autumn leaf stew?
Throw in a few turn-ips.
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What's a squirrel's favorite fall activity?
Acorn-y jokes.
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Why did the pumpkin break up with the squash?
It felt too gourd.
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What do you call a chilly autumn day in a forest?
A shiver of leaves.
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Why did the turkey refuse to eat on Thanksgiving?
It was stuffed.
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How do you know when autumn is over?
The leaves are all board.
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What's the best thing about autumn?
The fall-off of temperatures.
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a pile of pumpkins?
A gourd-geous display.
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Why are fall leaves like bad habits?
They're hard to rake up.
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What did the corn say when autumn started?
I'm a-maize-d it's already here.
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How do you catch a squirrel in autumn?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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Why did the tree go to the bank in fall?
To get its leaves.
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What do you call a ghost that loves autumn?
A boo-tiful fall spirit.
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Why do autumn leaves hate math?
Because it's full of problems.
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What's a pumpkin's favorite movie in autumn?
Pulp Fiction.
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Why did the apple pie go to therapy?
It had too many layers of issues.
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How do you know if a tree is ready for winter?
It starts shedding.
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What did the autumn wind say to the rake?
You're leaf-ing me in the cold.
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Why did the farmer put a scarecrow in the orchard?
To keep the birds from apple-ling.
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What do you call a group of autumn leaves?
A fall gathering.
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Why are pumpkins so good at hosting parties?
They have a lot of gourd.
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What did the maple tree say to the oak tree?
I'm falling behind this autumn.
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How do you make an autumn salad?
Toss in some fall greens.
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Why did the turkey cross the road in autumn?
To get to the other side of the stuffing.
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What do you call a cold autumn night?
A chill in the air.
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Why are scarecrows so thin in autumn?
They're full of straw-berries.
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What did the autumn leaf say when it landed?
I've reached my fallson.
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How do you cheer up a sad pumpkin?
Give it a lot of squash hugs.
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Why did the biologist love autumn?
Because of all the fall-out.
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What do you call a mischievous leaf?
A little rake-l.
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Why did the corn stalk break up with the pumpkin?
It felt she was too gourd-geous for him.
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What's a scarecrow's favorite autumn song?
'Strawberry Fields Forever'.
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Why don't autumn leaves play hide and seek?
Because they always get raked.
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What do you call a turkey that can predict the weather?
A gobble-meteorologist.
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Why did the apple tree decide to do yoga?
To get into a better branch.
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How do you know a squirrel is wealthy in autumn?
It has a lot of acorn-ings.
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What did the rake say to the pile of leaves?
I've got you covered.