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Why did the Spanish chef always win arguments?
Because he knew how to bring the heat with a little paella.
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What do you call a Spanish cow that can't dance?
A moo-cha floja.
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Why did the Spanish book go to therapy?
It had too many dangling participles.
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How does a Spanish cat greet its friends?
'Hola, gato!'
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What's a Spanish snowman's favorite food?
Brr-itos.
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Why did the Spanish musician get kicked out of the band?
He kept playing the castanets at inappropriate times.
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What do you call a Spanish bird that sings opera?
A flamenco finch.
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Why did the Spanish tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.
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How does a Spanish ghost say hello?
'¡Hola, fantasma!'
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What do you call a Spanish dog that loves to sleep?
A siesta hound.
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Why did the Spanish clock break up with the calendar?
It had too many siestas to keep track of time.
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What do you call a Spanish fish that tells jokes?
A pun-cho.
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Why did the Spanish chef refuse to share his recipe?
It was a family fire secret.
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How does a Spanish telephone answer?
'¡Diga!' — and then it hangs up on you.
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What do you call a Spanish cow that loves math?
A cal-culator.
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Why did the Spanish guitar get a promotion?
It was always strumming up good vibrations.
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What do you call a Spanish snake that’s very fast?
A serpentina.
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Why did the Spanish statue look so serious?
It had a stone face from all the flamenco.
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What do you call a Spanish magician's favorite trick?
Abra-ca-dabra – turning tapas into a feast.
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Why did the Spanish sun never get lonely?
Because it always had its rays of sunshine.
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What do you call a Spanish bear that can't stop dancing?
A fiesta grizzly.
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Why did the Spanish tourist bring a fork?
To eat his words – they were on tapas.
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How does a Spanish computer greet you?
'¡Hola, usuario!' – then it crashes.
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What do you call a Spanish firefighter's favorite food?
Flaming paella.
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Why did the Spanish soccer player always carry a map?
Because he kept losing track of the goal.
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What do you call a Spanish elephant that tells jokes?
A pun-cho grande.
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Why did the Spanish chef put his pan in the freezer?
He wanted to make a cold paella.
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How does a Spanish fisherman say goodbye?
'Hasta la vista, pez!'
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What do you call a Spanish bee that can't fly?
A flamenco drone.
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Why did the Spanish book stay up late?
It was reading itself to sleep.
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What do you call a Spanish astronaut's favorite meal?
Space tapas.
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Why did the Spanish singer always miss the note?
Because he was tone-deaf to flamenco.
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What do you call a Spanish dog that's always late?
A perro-maniac.
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Why did the Spanish door get a ticket?
It was revolving too fast.
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What do you call a Spanish cat that loves to sing?
A meow-castanet.
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Why did the Spanish pirate become a chef?
He was tired of arrr-ing and wanted to paella.
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What do you call a Spanish sandwich that's always sad?
A melancolía de jamón.
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Why did the Spanish ghost stop haunting?
It found a better siesta spot.
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What do you call a Spanish hat that tells jokes?
A sombrero pun-cho.
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Why did the Spanish chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the fiesta.
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What do you call a Spanish shoe that's always upbeat?
A flamenco sneaker.
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Why did the Spanish tomato break up with the lettuce?
It couldn't make a lasting salad.
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What do you call a Spanish chair that loves music?
A silla-phone.
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Why did the Spanish clock stop working?
It had a siesta meltdown.
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What do you call a Spanish cloud that's very funny?
A pun-cho nube.
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Why did the Spanish pencil get an award?
It had great point of view.
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What do you call a Spanish train that's always late?
A mañana express.
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Why did the Spanish sheep get lost?
It followed the wrong traje.
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What do you call a Spanish computer virus?
A 'hola' that won't go away.
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Why did the Spanish chef wear sunglasses?
Because the paella was too hot to handle.