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Why did the yo momma joke get a standing ovation?
Because it brought down the house—just like yo momma.
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What do you call a yo momma joke that's actually original?
A myth.
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Why are yo momma jokes always so simple?
Because they don't need a setup—they just show up.
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How many yo momma jokes does it take to change a light bulb?
None—the bulb already changed when yo momma walked in.
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What's the difference between a yo momma joke and a math problem?
One has a punchline, the other has an answer—both make you groan.
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Why don't yo momma jokes ever get old?
Because they're recycled before they're even told.
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How do you know a yo momma joke is coming?
When someone says 'yo momma' you already know the rest.
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What did the yo momma joke say to the pun?
At least I have a target.
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Why did the yo momma joke get banned from the comedy club?
It was too predictable—and too heavy.
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What's the favorite food of a yo momma joke?
Cheap laughs.
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Why do yo momma jokes always mention weight?
Because they're carrying the whole genre.
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How is a yo momma joke like a boomerang?
It always comes back to insult her.
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What do you call a yo momma joke that's actually clever?
An oxymoron.
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Why did the yo momma joke go to therapy?
It had issues with its mother—and its punchline.
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What's the secret to a great yo momma joke?
Say it loud, say it proud, and hope nobody says it back.
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How do yo momma jokes reproduce?
By repeating themselves verbatim.
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Why do people roll their eyes at yo momma jokes?
Because they've seen the same one since third grade.
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What's the lifespan of a yo momma joke?
About two seconds—until someone says 'that's what she said.'
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Why did the yo momma joke fail the audition?
It needed a better delivery person.
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What do you call a collection of yo momma jokes?
A low-hanging fruit basket.
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Why are yo momma jokes like fast food?
Quick, greasy, and you regret them later.
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What's the punchline of every yo momma joke?
Usually something about size, weight, or age.
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How do you make a yo momma joke original?
You don't—you just change the name.
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Why did the yo momma joke break up with the knock-knock joke?
Because the knock-knock had too many doors to go through.
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What do yo momma jokes and dollar store items have in common?
They're cheap and everyone's seen them.
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Why are yo momma jokes always about being fat?
Because they can't find a thinner topic.
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How do you improve a yo momma joke?
Add a GPS—so at least it knows where it's going.
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What's the most popular yo momma joke?
The one you heard in the playground, verbatim.
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Why don't yo momma jokes work on robots?
Because robots don't have mothers—or feelings.
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What do you call a yo momma joke that's actually funny?
A miracle.
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Why did the yo momma joke get a timeout?
It hit below the belt—again.
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How is a yo momma joke like a bad haircut?
Everyone notices, but no one says they like it.
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What's the worst part of a yo momma joke?
The moment when you realize you've heard it 50 times.
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Why are yo momma jokes so easy to write?
Because the formula is 'Yo momma's so X, Y.'
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What do you call a yo momma joke that's educational?
An oxymoron—but maybe the punchline teaches a life lesson.
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Why did the yo momma joke go to the gym?
To work on its delivery and lose some weight from the punchline.
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How do you spot a veteran yo momma joke?
It starts with 'Yo momma's so old that…'
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What's the shortest yo momma joke in the world?
'Yo momma.' (That's it.)
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Why do yo momma jokes happen in groups?
Because after the first one, everyone wants to top the last—and fails.
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What did the kid say after telling a yo momma joke?
'Don't get mad—it's just a joke' (while avoiding eye contact).
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Why are yo momma jokes always about being ugly?
Because the joke itself isn't pretty either.
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How do you fix a yo momma joke that's too mean?
Add 'no offense' at the end—it doesn't help.
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What's the industry standard for a good yo momma joke?
One you can tell at a family reunion without being disowned.
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Why do yo momma jokes make the crowd groan?
Because the joke is tired, and so is the crowd.
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How many yo momma jokes does it take to start a fight?
Just one—if you say it to the wrong person.
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What's a yo momma joke's biggest fear?
Being replaced by a better, fresher insult.
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Why did the yo momma joke go viral?
Because it was recycled by a million people who claimed it was original.
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What do you call a yo momma joke that's been rewritten 100 times?
A classic.
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How do yo momma jokes survive in the wild?
By sticking to the same herd instinct.
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What's the difference between a yo momma joke and a dad joke?
One insults your mom, the other insults your dad—both make you cringe.