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Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?
You're welcome!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who?
Bless you! I thought you sneezed.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Alex. Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just let me in!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open the door!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate, you opened the door!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Howl. Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who?
Anita borrow a cup of sugar!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who?
Butter not keep me waiting!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?
Adore-is between us, open up!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Tina. Tina who?
Tina little hungry, got any snacks?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who?
Arthur any more cookies in there?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in, I'll tell you!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Candy. Candy who?
Candy you open the door? It's heavy!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Don. Don who?
Don't worry, it's just me!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams, let me in!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey. Honey who?
Honey, I'm home!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who?
Irish you'd open the door!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who?
Kanga-roo me a favor and open up!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I'm knocking!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Mabel. Mabel who?
Mabel you should check who's at the door!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who?
Noah-dinary person here, just let me in!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ooze. Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking? It's me!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Peas. Peas who?
Peas open the door, I'm cold!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Quack. Quack who?
Quack me up with your jokes!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Radar. Radar who?
Radar be a knock, not a ring!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who?
Sarah reason you're not opening the door?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Taco. Taco who?
Taco 'bout a tasty surprise!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Uma. Uma who?
Uma-zing you didn't guess it's me!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Viola. Viola who?
Viola you let me in, the party starts!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who?
Wendy weather gets cold, I come knocking!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Xena. Xena who?
Xena little help opening the door?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Yoda. Yoda who?
Yoda one I've been waiting for!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Zebra. Zebra who?
Zebra you know any other knock-knock jokes?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who?
Annie thing you want from the store?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who?
Ben away too long, let me in!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Claire. Claire who?
Claire the way, I'm coming through!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm soaking wet!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Earl. Earl who?
Earl-y bird gets the worm, but I get the door!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Fred who?
Fred I don't know, but I'm freezing out here!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Gus. Gus who?
Gus who's knocking? It's your neighbor!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Hugo. Hugo who?
Hugo first, I'll follow!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ike. Ike who?
Ike you to open the door, please!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Joy. Joy who?
Joy to the world, I'm here!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Kurt. Kurt who?
Kurt-ainly it's me, let me in!
