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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
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What do you call a banana that’s a good singer?
A peel-formance artist.
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How do bananas say goodbye?
They peel out.
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Why don’t bananas ever get lonely?
They hang out in bunches.
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What did the banana say to the orange?
You’re peeling my vibe.
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Why was the banana so confident?
It knew it was a-peel-ing.
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What’s a banana’s favorite dance?
The mash.
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Why did the banana break up with the apple?
It found someone more a-peel-ing.
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How do you fix a broken banana?
With banana tape.
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What do you get when you cross a banana and a cat?
A purr-fectly a-peel-ing pet.
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Why did the banana stop in the middle of the road?
It was a-peel-ing to the other side.
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What’s a banana’s favorite movie?
The Peel-ean Express.
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Why are bananas great at arguments?
They know how to bring the peel.
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How do you make a banana shake?
Tell it a scary story.
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What did the banana wear to the party?
A peel coat.
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Why did the banana get promoted?
It always went the extra peel.
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What do you call a banana that’s a detective?
Sherlock Yellows.
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Why did the banana cross the road?
To get to the other peel.
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What’s a banana’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
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Why do bananas never get in trouble?
They know how to peel out of situations.
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What do you call a group of singing bananas?
A choir of a-peel-ing voices.
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How do bananas stay cool in summer?
They hang out in the shade of their peel.
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Why was the banana always late?
It kept slipping up.
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What’s a banana’s favorite fruit?
Another banana—they’re a bunch of friends.
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Why don’t bananas trust computers?
They’re afraid of the peel-ware.
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What did the banana say after a long day?
I’m feeling a bit mushed.
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How do you spot a happy banana?
It’s always peeling fine.
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Why did the banana go to school?
To become a peel-osopher.
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What do you call a banana that tells jokes?
A peel-arious comedian.
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Why are bananas good at math?
They can split numbers.
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What’s a banana’s life motto?
Live in the present peel.
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Why did the banana refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to get mashed.
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What do you call a banana that’s a wizard?
A peel-icant.
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How do bananas communicate?
Through peel-to-peel.
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Why did the banana go to the beach?
To get a golden peel.
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What’s a banana’s favorite song?
Peel Me Maybe.
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Why are bananas terrible liars?
Their tales always peel apart.
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What do you call a banana that wins a race?
A fast-peel runner.
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Why don’t bananas ever get lost?
They follow the bunch.
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What did the banana eat for breakfast?
Just a quick peel and go.
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How do bananas apologize?
They say, 'I’m banana sorry.'
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Why did the banana sit on the clock?
To see time fly—it’s a-peel-ing.
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What’s a banana’s favorite sport?
Yellow-ball.
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Why was the banana so good at yoga?
It could always reach the sky in a peel.
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How do you make a banana laugh?
Tell it a corny joke—it’s a-peel-ing.
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What did the banana say to the monkey?
Stop peeling me around!
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Why are bananas great friends?
They always have your back in a bunch.
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What do you call a banana that’s a musician?
A peel-string artist.
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Why did the banana stop telling jokes?
It couldn’t handle the peel-sure.
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How do bananas decide who’s in charge?
They take a peel vote.