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Why did the Spanish teacher break up with his girlfriend?
She couldn't appreciate his perfect grammar.
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What do you call a Spanish potato that can sing?
A can-tata.
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Why don't Spanish chefs ever get lost?
They always follow the paella.
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How does a Spanish fish greet you?
"¡Hola, mackerel!"
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What did the Spanish dictionary say to the novel?
"You have too many plots."
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Why did the Spanish tortilla break up with the omelette?
It found someone with more layers.
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What's a Spanish ghost's favorite food?
Boo-ñuelos.
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Why did the Spanish verb tense get a ticket?
It was caught conjugating in the past.
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How do you apologize to a Spanish tree?
Say "lo siento, pino."
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What did the Spanish teacher say when she couldn't find her eraser?
"Where is my borrador?"
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Why did the Spanish word "gato" go to the vet?
It had a sore throat.
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What do you call a Spanish bull that tells jokes?
A matador of comedy.
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Why did the Spanish sentence go to jail?
It had a run-on clause.
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How do Spanish ghosts say hello?
"Hola, fantasma!"
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What's a Spanish cat's favorite dessert?
Flan.
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Why did the Spanish lesson go to the beach?
To work on its accent.
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What do you call a Spanish pepper that's always tired?
A sleepy jalapeño.
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How does a Spanish dog say thank you?
"Gracias, perro."
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Why did the Spanish textbook blush?
It saw the past tense.
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What do you get when you cross a Spanish singer with a vegetable?
A salsa beat.
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Why did the Spanish class have a party?
They finished the subjunctive.
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How do you fix a broken Spanish word?
With a little acento.
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What did the Spanish clock say to the English clock?
"You're always running late."
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Why was the Spanish verb "tener" feeling rich?
It had so many forms.
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What's a Spanish computer's favorite command?
"Hacer clic."
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Why did the Spanish speaker bring a ladder to the bar?
To reach the high tapas.
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How do Spanish boats greet each other?
"¡Hola, barco!"
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What do you call a Spanish snowman?
A muñeco de nieve with a sombrero.
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Why did the Spanish word "casa" go to the doctor?
It had a roof problem.
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How does a Spanish bird say good morning?
"Buenos días, pajarito."
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What's a Spanish vampire's favorite snack?
Sangría.
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Why did the Spanish student bring a map to class?
To navigate the subjunctive.
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What do you call a Spanish dog that loves Spanish food?
A tapas-loving perro.
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Why did the Spanish tortilla go to the gym?
To get more layers.
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How do you greet a Spanish octopus?
"¡Hola, pulpo!"
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What did the Spanish guitar say to the dancer?
"You've got rhythm, amigo."
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Why did the Spanish word "grande" break up with "pequeño"?
It was too small-minded.
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What do you call a Spanish pirate?
A bucanero who says "¡Arrrriba!"
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Why did the Spanish lesson go to therapy?
It had too many irregular verbs.
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How does a Spanish bee say hello?
"¡Hola, abeja!"
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What's a Spanish doctor's favorite instrument?
A stethosco-pio.
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Why did the Spanish chef refuse to cook pasta?
He only makes authentic Spanish dishes.
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What do you call a Spanish rock star?
Un guitarrista muy bueno.
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Why did the Spanish word "sol" go to the beach?
It wanted to shine.
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How do you compliment a Spanish artist?
"¡Qué bonito!"
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What did the Spanish flag say to the French flag?
"I see you have stripes, too."
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Why did the Spanish student get detention?
He kept using "vosotros" incorrectly.
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What do you call a Spanish table dance?
A flamenco on the furniture.
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How does a Spanish fish say goodbye?
"Adiós, pez."
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Why did the Spanish teacher become a chef?
She loved making Spanish omelets.