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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the T-Rex was still chasing the chicken!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A try-tops!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With tyrannosaurus checks!
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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework?
A dino-mite explosion!
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Why don't dinosaurs ever use computers?
They're afraid of the Jurassic hard drive!
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What did the dinosaur say after his car broke down?
I guess I’ll have to call a T-Rex-tow truck!
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How do you know if a dinosaur is sleeping?
Its feet are in the air and its mouth is open!
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What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of math?
Pterodactyl-culus!
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Why did the dinosaur bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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What do you call a dinosaur that loves to eat?
A snack-a-saurus!
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How do dinosaurs celebrate a birthday?
They have a Jurassic party!
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Why do dinosaurs avoid playing cards?
Because they always try to get a T-Rex!
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What did the brachiosaurus say when he saw the small dinosaur?
You're not big enough to be my lunch!
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Why did the stegosaurus get a ticket?
He had too many plates on his back!
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What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite game?
Hide and go seek — they can't hide their big bones!
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How do you stop a dinosaur from charging?
Take away his credit card!
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What do you call a dinosaur that makes silly faces?
A goof-saurus!
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Why did the dinosaur eat the light bulb?
Because he wanted a bright idea!
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What did the T-Rex say when he burned his hand?
That’s a hot lava!
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How do dinosaurs say goodbye?
See you later, alligator — not a dinosaur!
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Why did the dinosaur go to the dentist?
To get a new set of chompers!
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What do you call a dinosaur that lives in a tree?
A tera-dactyl-tree!
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Why don't dinosaurs play chess?
Because they might lose their heads!
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What does a dinosaur use to cut his lawn?
A triceratops hedger!
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Why did the dinosaur join the band?
Because he had great trunk coordination!
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What do you call a dinosaur that can’t stop sneezing?
A-saurus-choo!
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Why did the dinosaur take a nap?
Because he was feeling a little pre-historic!
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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a porcupine?
A dangerous spiked tail!
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How does a dinosaur order food?
He rumbles his order!
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What did the brontosaurus say to his sweetheart?
You’re the fossil of my dreams!
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Why are dinosaurs bad at keeping secrets?
Because their bones always get dug up!
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What do you call a dinosaur that almost never makes a sound?
A veloci-quiet!
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Why did the dinosaur get a promotion?
Because he was a real bone-afide worker!
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How do dinosaurs write letters?
With their claw-igraphy!
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What’s a dinosaur’s favorite movie?
Jurassic World — but he always nitpicks the science!
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Why did the dinosaur go to therapy?
To work through his extinction issues!
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What do you call a dinosaur that likes to steal?
A raptor rob-bler!
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How do dinosaurs measure distance?
In dino-meters!
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Why did the dinosaur get cold?
Because he left his pterodactyl-sweater at home!
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What do you call a dinosaur that loves to dance?
A boogie-saurus!
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Why did the dinosaur put a clock under his bed?
To wake up early for the Jurassic period!
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How do dinosaurs communicate?
With their roar-tooth!
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What do you call a dinosaur that always tells bad jokes?
A punny-saurus rex!
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Why did the dinosaur visit the doctor?
Because he had scales that were flaking off!
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What’s a dinosaur’s favorite snack?
Pterodactyl chips!
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Why did the dinosaur break up with his girlfriend?
She said he was too clingy — like a fossil on a rock!
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How do dinosaurs solve problems?
They go for a think in the tar pit!
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What do you call a dinosaur that tells stories?
A tale-o-saurus!
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Why did the dinosaur wear sunglasses?
Because the sun was too bright — even for a reptile!
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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a car?
A dino-vehicle — but it only goes in reverse!