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Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
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What does a watermelon say when it's running late?
I'm in a jam!
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Why do bees stay busy in summer?
They have a honey-do list.
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How do you catch a summer breeze?
Wait for it to blow past.
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What's a beach's favorite type of music?
Sandwaves.
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Why did the popsicle break up with the ice cream?
It found someone cooler.
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What do you call a sunburn on a cloud?
A ray of pain.
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Why don't swimmers get cold?
They stay in the current.
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What does a sandcastle say when it's built?
I'm shore I'll stand tall.
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Why did the lemonade stand hire a guard?
Too many sour customers.
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How do fireflies end their letters?
With a bright sign-off.
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What did the ocean say to the sun?
You're beaming me away.
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Why are summer days so lazy?
They can't find a chill.
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What's a grill's favorite song?
Burn, Baby, Burn.
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Why did the tomato turn red at the picnic?
It saw the salad dressing.
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How does a lifeguard greet people?
Buoy oh buoy!
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What did the sunbather say after the tan?
I'm hue-mbled.
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Why don't flip-flops get lost?
They always follow the beach.
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What do you get when you cross a dog with summer?
A hot dog with a bark.
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Why did the beach blanket get jealous?
Everyone was lying on the sand.
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How do you make a pool laugh?
Tell it a watery joke.
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What's a snowman's favorite summer activity?
Melting away his problems.
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Why did the watermelon stop rolling?
It ran out of juice.
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What do you call a lazy summer insect?
A sloth bug.
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How do you know it's summer at the bakery?
The buns are extra hot.
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What does a starfish do on vacation?
Makes a splash.
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Why did the kite break up with the wind?
It needed some space.
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What do you call a sunburn that tells lies?
A fake bake.
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Why are summer weddings so bright?
They have a lot of sunny ceremonies.
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How does a sunscreen say goodbye?
I'll be back before you burn.
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What did the ice cube say to the fan?
You're so cool, let's chill.
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Why did the surfer bring a ladder?
To catch the big wave.
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What's a frog's favorite summer drink?
Lily pad lemonade.
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Why did the palm tree complain?
It was tired of hanging out.
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How do you know when a beach is popular?
It gets a lot of pebbles.
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What did the picnic table say to the ants?
You're welcome to the spread.
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Why don't summer nights need a clock?
They always know when to firefly.
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What do you call a sunburn on a sheep?
A lamb shade.
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Why did the shade tree get promoted?
It was outstanding in its field.
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How does a swimmer calm down?
They take a deep breath and float.
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What's a beach's favorite word?
Sandy-come.
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Why did the ice cream truck beep?
It was cone-tinuous.
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What do you call a summer storm that loves math?
A thunder-cloud of numbers.
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Why did the sun go to therapy?
It had too many rays of anger.
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How do you make a summer morning?
Just add sunshine and toast.
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What's a mosquito's favorite drink?
A bloody mary.
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Why did the pool get a medal?
For going the extra mile.
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What do you call a group of fireflies?
A light brigade.
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Why did the grill get in trouble?
It was too hot-headed.
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What did the beach ball say to the volleyball?
You're always bouncing around.