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Why did the Easter bunny need a nap?
He was egg-hausted from hiding all those eggs.
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What do you call an egg that tells jokes?
A yolk comedian.
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How does the Easter bunny style his fur?
With a harebrush.
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Why did the chocolate bunny go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little sweet.
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What did the Easter egg say to the other egg?
You crack me up.
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Why are Easter eggs so good at keeping secrets?
Because they're full of surprises.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A hare-raising experience.
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Why did the Easter basket break up with the egg?
It found someone more colorful.
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What is the Easter bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip hop.
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How do you know the Easter bunny is good at math?
He always hops to the correct count.
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What do you call a rabbit that tells tall tales?
A fibber hare.
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Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken.
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What's the best way to catch the Easter bunny?
Hide behind a bush and make a carrot sound.
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Why did the jellybean go to school?
To become a smartie.
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
To get to the egg-cellent side.
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What did the mama bunny say to her baby?
You're my little hopportunity.
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How does a bunny say goodbye?
Hare ya later.
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Why was the Easter egg so funny?
It had a great sense of humor — it always cracked jokes.
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What do you call a rabbit with a lot of fleas?
A bugs bunny.
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Why did the Easter bunny hide his own eggs?
Because he didn't want to find them.
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What's a bunny's favorite type of story?
A tail with a happy ending.
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Why did the egg go to the party?
To get a little egg-cited.
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How does the Easter bunny keep his feet warm?
With hare socks.
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What do you call a spoiled Easter egg?
A bad egg.
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Why did the chocolate bunny get arrested?
For sweet robbery.
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What did the baby bunny say when she saw a carrot?
Hop to it!
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Why are rabbits so good at telling jokes?
They have a great sense of humor — and a fluffy tail.
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What do you give the Easter bunny for his birthday?
A hop-gram.
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Why did the egg hide in the corner?
Because it was a little scrambled.
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How do bunnies stay healthy?
They eat plenty of hare-ticulture.
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What do you call a rabbit that can sing?
A bunny with a lot of soul-paw.
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Why did the Easter basket get a ticket?
It was caught carrying too many eggs.
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What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?
You're root-ing for me, right?
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Why don't eggs tell secrets?
Because they might crack under pressure.
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What's a bunny's favorite dance?
The hop-scotch.
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Why did the jellybean get an award?
For being the most colorful candy in the basket.
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How do you make a rabbit stew?
Take him to a baseball game.
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What do you call a rabbit that never lies?
A trustworthy hare.
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Why did the Easter egg go to the beach?
To get some suntan on its shell.
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What's the Easter bunny's favorite game?
Egg-splosion.
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How does a rabbit keep his den tidy?
He hops to it.
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Why was the Easter egg so sad?
Because it felt a little yolk-y.
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What do you call a rabbit with no legs?
A hoper — he just keeps going.
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Why did the bunny bring a ladder to the egg hunt?
To reach the high egg-spectations.
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What did one Easter egg say to the other at the party?
Let's have a cracking good time.
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How did the Easter bunny get so fast?
He trained with a hare-force.
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Why did the chocolate bunny stop playing cards?
He was tired of getting licked.
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What do you call a rabbit that loves to sing?
A hare-istotle.
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Why did the Easter bunny paint his eggs blue?
Because he ran out of pink and didn't carrot all.