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Why do birds fly south in the spring?
Because it’s too far to walk.
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What do you call a spring storm that's also a musical?
A raindrop musical.
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How does springtime greet you?
It says, 'Long time, no sleet.'
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What did the flower say to the bee in spring?
Buzz off till I’ve opened.
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Why was the Easter egg so happy in spring?
It was finally out of its shell.
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What do you call a baby plant that tells jokes?
A little sprout comic.
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Why don't trees go on social media in spring?
They're too busy branching out.
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What's a spring chicken's favorite dance?
The peep-step.
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How do you know spring has arrived in the kitchen?
The butter starts to melt.
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What did the puddle say to the rain in spring?
You’ve just made my day.
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Why did the gardener break up with spring?
There was too much hoe-hum.
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What do you give a bee on its birthday in spring?
A hive-five.
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How does spring clean its house?
It uses a wind-duster.
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Why was the mushroom invited to every spring picnic?
Because he was such a fun-guy.
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What’s a tulip’s favorite type of music?
Heavy petal.
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Why do spring flowers always win arguments?
They know how to come to a blossom.
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What do you call a spring thunderstorm that tells fortunes?
A cloud-seer.
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Why did the bunny hop in the rain in spring?
To dry off its winter coat.
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What does spring say to winter when it arrives late?
You're on thin ice.
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How do you fix a broken spring?
With a time machine.
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What’s a frog’s favorite spring activity?
Leap year planning.
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Why did the seed refuse to grow in spring?
It said it wasn't ready for the sprout-lights.
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What do you call a spring breeze that tells lies?
A zephyr of untruths.
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How does spring encourage lazy plants?
It says, 'Leaf your comfort zone.'
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Why was the robin so popular in spring?
He always had the worm on the situation.
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What’s the difference between spring and a math test?
Spring has more sunshine and fewer problems.
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Why did the crocus break up with the snowdrop?
It needed a little space to bloom.
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How do you know spring is really here?
Your allergies start a-coughing.
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What do you call a spring festival for leftover food?
A pot-luck surprise.
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Why did the bee start a band in spring?
It wanted to play the honey-drums.
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What did one spring flower say to the other?
I think we’re going to have a growing relationship.
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How does spring fix a leaky roof?
With a few patches of blue sky.
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Why are spring days always so friendly?
They come with a warm front.
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What do you call a spring lamb that sings?
A baaaa-lladeer.
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Why did the kite stop flying in spring?
It got tangled in a wind-chill.
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What’s a gardener’s favorite spring sport?
Lawn tennis.
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How do spring flowers greet each other?
Hey, bud!
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Why did the spring chicken cross the road?
To prove it wasn't a fall chicken.
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What do you call a spring shower that tells puns?
A drizzly wit.
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Why was the butterfly so good at meditation?
It knew how to be still and flutter.
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What does spring say to a cold snap?
You’re just a phase.
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How do you know spring has a good sense of humor?
It always leaves you in stiches—of grass.
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Why did the frog stay indoors in spring?
Because it was a tad bit shy.
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What do you call a nest built in spring with extra sticks?
A twig overachiever.
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How does spring apologize for being late?
It brings a bouquet of extra color.
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Why did the worm love spring?
Because everyone digs it.
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What’s a daffodil’s favorite story?
The Tale of Two Petals.
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Why did the path get muddy in spring?
It couldn’t keep its dirt together.
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How do you catch a spring breeze?
Just wait a minute—it’ll blow you away.
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What’s the best thing to do in spring after a long winter?
Let bygones be bygone snow.
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Why was the garden hose so happy in spring?
It finally got to run with the sprinklers.