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Why did the flower go to school?
To improve its petal-readiness!
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What do you call a baby bee that's just been born?
A little hum-bug!
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Why are spring days so short?
Because they're always a-bloom with activity!
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What did the raincloud say to the sunshine?
You're making me mist!
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How does a gardener fix a broken fence?
With a pitchfork!
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What do you get when you cross a flower and a lion?
A dandy-lion!
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Why don't eggs tell jokes in spring?
Because they might crack up!
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What does a bee use to brush its hair?
A honeycomb!
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Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
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What do you call a flower that's always complaining?
A grumble-weed!
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How do trees get online in spring?
They log in!
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What did the seed say when it grew?
I'm rooting for myself!
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Why do birds fly south in spring?
Because it's too far to walk!
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What's a frog's favorite spring activity?
Leap-frog!
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Why did the butterfly go to the party?
To flutter by!
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybe-bee!
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Why are spring flowers so good at math?
Because they know how to count their petals!
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What does a cloud wear in spring?
Thunderwear!
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How do you catch a spring shower?
Stand under a faucet!
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Why did the tulip go to the doctor?
It had a stem-ach ache!
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What do you call a rabbit that tells spring jokes?
A funny bunny!
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Why was the rain so cheerful?
Because it was feeling drizzle-icious!
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What's a caterpillar's favorite spring song?
I Will Always Larvae You!
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Why did the seed go to therapy?
It had too many issues to sprout!
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How do you start a spring race?
Ready, set, bloom!
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo in spring?
A pouch potato!
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Why did the flower break up with the bee?
It was too buzzy!
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What does a bird say on a spring morning?
Tweet tweet, it's me!
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Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
To grow a power flower!
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What's a raincoat's favorite spring game?
Hide and seek!
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How do sheep stay warm in spring showers?
They wear baa-nanas!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get its root canals!
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What do you call a spring chicken that tells lies?
A fowl fibber!
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Why did the butterfly get a ticket?
For fluttering without a license!
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What did the spring breeze say to the kite?
You're stringing me along!
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Why do flowers always seem so confident?
Because they stand tall and bloom where they're planted!
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What do you call a rainy spring day that's also a party?
A drizzle-ette!
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How does a bee say goodbye in spring?
Buzz off, see you later!
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Why did the robin take a nap?
To catch up on some worm sleep!
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What's a thunderstorm's favorite drink?
Lightning lemonade!
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Why did the daisy refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of being plucked!
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What do you call a spring onion that's always late?
A slow-scallion!
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How do you make a flower bed?
With a trowel and a dream!
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Why did the ladybug go to the party?
To spot some friends!
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What's a spring lamb's favorite game?
Baa-ttle ship!
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Why did the rainbow go to therapy?
It had too many emotional colors!
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What do you call a frog that loves spring cleaning?
A hoppy cleaner!
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Why did the dandelion get a job?
To make some extra seeds!
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How do bees celebrate spring?
They throw a swarming party!
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What did the spring flower say to the winter snow?
You've been replaced, melt-off!