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Why did the bee get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a bee that's always complaining?
A grumble-bee.
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Why did the bee break up with his girlfriend?
She had a wasp-y attitude.
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How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz.
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What did the bee say to the flower?
Hey, honey, you're blooming gorgeous!
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Why are bees never lonely?
They always have a hive of friends.
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybe-bee.
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Why did the bee sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time for tea.
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What's a bee's favorite story?
The Bee-autiful and the Beast.
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How do bees stay in shape?
They do hive-robics.
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Why did the bee go to the dentist?
To get his honeycomb cleaned.
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What do you call a bee that loves music?
A buzz-ician.
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Why did the bee refuse to fly straight?
He was a little buzzed.
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What do you give a sick bee?
Honey-suckle cough drops.
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How do bees apologize?
They say, 'I'm so sorry, I was bee-having badly.'
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What do you call a bee that's a great dancer?
A waggle-dancer.
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Why did the bee get a ticket?
He was caught buzz-ing the limit.
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What's a bee's favorite movie?
The Sting.
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How do bees celebrate?
They throw a buzz bash.
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Why are bees bad at playing cards?
They keep trying to buzz the dealer.
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What do you call a bee that lives in a beehive?
A homebody bee.
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Why did the bee cross the road?
To get to the other hive.
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What did the bee say when he saw a bear?
Oh no, a honey-rush!
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Why don't bees play soccer?
They keep trying to score a pollen goal.
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What do you call a bee that loves to read?
A book-bee.
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Why did the bee blush?
Because he saw the honey-bee's behind.
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How do bees communicate?
With buzz-words.
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What did the mother bee say to her son?
Stop being a drone!
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Why did the bee go to the bar?
To get a buzz.
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What's a bee's favorite color?
Yell-low.
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How do you stop a bee from charging?
Take away his credit card.
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What do you call a bee that can play a guitar?
A buzzing stringer.
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Why did the bee join the band?
He had a great sense of hum.
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What do you call a bee that's never on time?
A late-comb-er.
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Why did the bee wear a hat?
To keep his honeycomb warm.
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What do you call a bee with a cold?
Ah-choo-bee.
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How do bees make decisions?
They have a hive-mind.
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Why did the bee go to the gym?
To build up his buzz-eps.
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What do you call a bee that loves gardening?
A flutter-bee.
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Why did the bee go to school?
To improve his spelling—he kept writing 'bee' but meant 'be'.
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What do you call a bee that's a great cook?
A honey-chef.
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Why did the bee stay home?
He was feeling a little buzzy.
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What do you call a bee that's a detective?
A buzz-ard.
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Why did the bee get a new job?
He wanted to change his career path—from nectar to nektar.
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What do you call a bee that's afraid of heights?
A low-flyer.
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How do bees keep their hives clean?
They use a honey-vacuum.
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What did the bee say when he won the lottery?
I'm in a sweet spot!
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Why did the bee break his leg?
He fell off the honeycomb.
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What do you call a bee that's a travel agent?
A globe-trotter-bee.
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How do bees stay healthy?
They eat a balanced diet of pollen and pro-bee-otics.