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Why did the calendar hide on April 1st?
It didn’t want to be pranked by the date.
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What did the prankster say to the clock on April Fools?
“I’ve got a trick up my tick!”
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Why don’t April Fools jokes work on computers?
They always catch the byte.
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What’s the difference between April Fools and a baker?
One makes you laugh, the other makes you loaf.
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How do you prank a fish on April Fools?
Give it a hook, line, and sinker story.
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Why was the April Fools joke so cold?
It was a prank-ticular chill.
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What does an April Fools prank call a detective?
A clue-less case.
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Why did the scarecrow win April Fools?
He was outstanding in his field of tricks.
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What do you call a fake noodle on April Fools?
An impasta!
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Why did the paper go to therapy after April Fools?
It had too many tearable puns.
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How do you prank a mailbox on April Fools?
Send it a letter that’s a little stamped.
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What did the April Fools thief steal?
Your attention – and a punchline.
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Why was the April Fools joke so light?
It was air-pun.
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What did the balloon say on April Fools?
“I’m full of hot air – literally!”
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Why don’t April Fools jokes age well?
They become prank-tiques.
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How do you prank a skeleton on April Fools?
Tell it a bone-dry joke.
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Why was the April Fools joke so short?
It was a pun-derstatement.
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What do you call a fake tree on April Fools?
A prank branch.
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Why did the tomato turn red on April Fools?
It saw the salad dressing.
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How does an April Fools joke say goodbye?
“It’s been a slice – a trick slice.”
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What did the ocean say to the April Fools prank?
“Nothing, it just waved.”
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Why did the April Fools joke go to school?
To get a little more pun-ctuality.
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What’s an April Fools joke’s favorite dance?
The trick-step.
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Why did the detective hate April Fools?
Too many red herrings.
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What do you call a fake deer on April Fools?
A prank-ple.
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How do you prank a math book on April Fools?
Tell it a problem – it’s derivative.
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Why did the chicken cross the road on April Fools?
To get to the other side of the prank.
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What’s an April Fools joke’s favorite season?
Spring – when all the tricks bloom.
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Why did the April Fools joke fail at the bakery?
It didn’t rise to the occasion.
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How do you prank a dictionary on April Fools?
Give it a word with a false definition.
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What did the light bulb say on April Fools?
“I have a brilliant idea – it’s fake!”
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Why was the April Fools joke so sweet?
It was a candy-trick.
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What do you call a fake insect on April Fools?
A pran-t bug.
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Why did the April Fools joke bring a ladder?
To reach new heights of trickery.
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How do you prank a mirror on April Fools?
Reflect a false image back.
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What did the April Fools joke say to the Earth?
“I’m spinning you a tall tale.”
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Why was the April Fools joke so quiet?
It was a silent prank – a whisper trick.
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What’s an April Fools joke’s favorite fruit?
A cantaloupe – because it’s a melon-dramatic.
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How do you prank a chair on April Fools?
Give it a seat that’s a little shaky.
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Why did the April Fools joke go to the bank?
To make a withdrawal – of trust.
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What did the ice cube say on April Fools?
“I’m not melting – I’m just chilling out.”
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Why was the April Fools joke so fast?
It was a quick trick.
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How do you prank a paintbrush on April Fools?
Tell it to color outside the lines.
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What did the April Fools joke say to the coffee?
“You’re grounds for dismissal.”
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Why did the April Fools joke go to space?
To pull a star trick.
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How do you prank a door on April Fools?
Make it a false exit.
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What’s an April Fools joke’s favorite TV show?
Prank Patrol – but it’s cancelled.
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Why was the April Fools joke so lucky?
It had a rabbit’s foot in its pocket – a fake one.
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How do you prank a telephone on April Fools?
Call it with a ring that’s off.