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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field during fall harvest.
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What do you call a pile of pumpkins?
A squash squad.
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How do leaves get to the ground?
They fall in autumn.
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Why don't trees go on social media?
They're afraid of getting too many leaf-likes.
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What's a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
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Why did the apple stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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How do you make a leaf dance?
Put a little boogie in its breeze.
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What did the tree say after a windy fall day?
I'm totally stumped.
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Why are scarecrows so good at math?
They know how to work with straw-ngles.
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What's a turkey's favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
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Why did the pumpkin need a break?
It was feeling a little squash-ed.
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How do you invite a leaf to a party?
Send it a fall card.
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my harvest?!
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Why did the chestnut blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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What's a fall tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
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Why did the corn stalk get a ticket?
For running on the cob.
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
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What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
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Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It had a bad case of the autumn blues.
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What's a scarecrow's favorite music?
Country.
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Why do squirrels love fall?
It's the season for acorn-y jokes.
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How do you catch a falling leaf?
Wait until it lands.
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What did the autumn say to the summer?
Leaf me alone.
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Why did the grape stop rolling?
It turned into a raisin.
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What's a pumpkin's favorite exercise?
Squats.
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Why did the farmer put a blanket on the field?
Because it was going to be a frosty night.
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How do you know it's fall in a bakery?
The dough begins to rise.
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What do you call a group of singing pumpkins?
A gourd-al!
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Why did the leaf break up with the branch?
It wanted to see other trees.
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What's a turkey's favorite game?
Hide and go beak.
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Why did the apple pie cry?
It was feeling crumby.
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How do leaves get ready for a party?
They deck the halls with boughs of holly.
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What did the tree wear to the fall festival?
A bark suit.
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Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
To get to the pumpkin patch on the other side.
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What's a scarecrow's favorite part of the day?
The straw-ning hours.
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Why did the corn mash cry?
Because someone called it a cob.
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How do you make a fall leaf laugh?
Tell it a shady joke.
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What do you call a sad pumpkin?
A gourd down.
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Why did the apple turn down the invitation?
It was too busy being picked on.
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What's a turkey's favorite instrument?
The drumstick.
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Why did the tree get a ticket?
For leaving its leaves all over the sidewalk.
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How do you stop a pumpkin from rolling?
Put it in a patch.
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What did one leaf say to the other?
I'm falling for you.
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Why don't scarecrows ever get lost?
They always follow the straw signs.
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What's a fall tree's favorite song?
'Leaf Me Lonely' by the Bee Gees.
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Why did the corn start a band?
It had a lot of ears.
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How do you say goodbye to a pumpkin?
Squash you later!
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What did the farmer say when he saw a pumpkin rolling away?
That's gourd-geous.
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Why did the turkey get voted most popular?
It knew how to drum up support.
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What's a leaf's favorite kind of math?
Tree-gonometry.