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Why did the teenager bring a ladder to school?
Because they heard it was a high school.
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What do you call a teenager who refuses to eat vegetables?
A non-broccoli-iant.
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Why did the teenager put their phone in the freezer?
They wanted to catch a cold snap.
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How does a teenager answer the door?
They wait for the delivery notification first.
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Why did the teenager break up with their calculator?
They couldn't count on them anymore.
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What's a teenager's favorite type of music?
Cell-ophone melodies.
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Why did the teenager cross the road?
To get to the other side of the argument.
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How do you know a teenager is lying?
Their lips are moving and they say 'I'm fine.'
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What did the teenager say when asked to clean their room?
'I'm curating a minimalist aesthetic.'
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Why did the teenager stay up all night?
To prove they could sleep in tomorrow.
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What do you call a teenager who sleeps with their phone?
A cellmate.
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Why don't teenagers play hide-and-seek?
Because you can't find them through a screen.
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How does a teenager order a pizza?
They text the delivery driver 'u there?'
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Why did the teenager fail their driving test?
They kept trying to swipe left on the stop signs.
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What's the difference between a teenager and a cat?
One ignores you for attention, the other is a cat.
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Why did the teenager stare at the orange juice?
The carton said 'concentrate.'
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What do you call a teenager who always follows trends?
A tic-tock-aholic.
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Why did the teenager bring a map to the mall?
They heard it had a food court.
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How does a teenager greet their parents?
With a groan and a door slam.
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What's a teenager's favorite exercise?
Rolling their eyes.
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Why did the teenager get a job at the bakery?
They needed dough for a new phone.
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What do you call a teenager who can't make up their mind?
A mood ring.
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Why did the teenager stop using emojis?
They said they were too old to express emotions.
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How does a teenager ask for a ride?
'Mom, can you take me? I'll pay you in attitude.'
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What's a teenager's favorite weather?
A social media storm.
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Why did the teenager bring a dictionary to school?
They wanted to find the definition of 'chill.'
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What do you call a teenager who always has drama?
A soap opera star.
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Why did the teenager refuse to eat the apple?
They said it wasn't in their feed.
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How does a teenager measure time?
In minutes until the next notification.
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What did the teenager say when asked about college?
'I'll just become a TikTok star.'
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Why did the teenager sit on the clock?
They wanted to have a time-out.
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What's a teenager's favorite game?
The silent treatment.
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Why did the teenager get a haircut?
To get a fresh start on their streaming queue.
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How does a teenager answer a question?
With a shrug and a 'whatever.'
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What do you call a teenager who loves puns?
A groan-up.
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Why did the teenager spend hours in the bathroom?
They were curating their eyeliner.
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What's a teenager's favorite punctuation mark?
The period, because it means the lecture is over.
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Why did the teenager bring a pillow to school?
They wanted to do a face-off assignment.
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How does a teenager say goodbye?
'K, bye.' door closes
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What did the teenager say when the Wi-Fi went out?
'My life is over.'
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Why did the teenager paint their room black?
They wanted to match their mood.
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What's a teenager's favorite meal?
Snacks from the pantry, no cooking required.
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Why did the teenager break the record?
They dropped it while trying to film a dance.
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How does a teenager tell time?
'The phone says 3:00.'
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What do you call a teenager who keeps their room clean?
A myth.
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Why did the teenager join the debate club?
To argue with experts in a sanctioned environment.
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What did the teenager say about the math test?
'I'll just use my calculator watch.'
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Why did the teenager put their phone in the oven?
They read a 'cook up a storm' recipe online.
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How does a teenager drive a car?
With one hand on the wheel, one on the phone, and zero on the turn signal.
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What's a teenager's favorite bedtime story?
'The Wi-Fi password.'