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Why did the kindergartener bring a ladder to school?
To reach the high shelves in the art room!
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What did the crayon say when it got lost?
I need to find my way back to the box!
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Why did the alphabet stop singing?
Because it lost its letters!
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What did the glue stick say to the paper?
I’m stuck on you!
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Why did the kindergartener eat her homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a baby elephant in kindergarten?
A little scholar!
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Why did the math book look so sad?
It had too many problems!
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What does a kindergartener use to fix a broken story?
A plot twist!
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Why did the red crayon go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little blue!
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How do you catch a kindergartener's attention?
Say “snack time”!
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Why did the kindergartener put his shoes in the fridge?
He wanted to have cool feet!
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What did the teacher say to the talking crayon?
Color me impressed!
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Why was the kindergartener so good at sharing?
Because she learned it in sharing-caring class!
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What do you call a line of kindergartners waiting for lunch?
A hungry caterpillar!
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Why did the kindergartener bring a mirror to show-and-tell?
To reflect on the day!
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What did the book say to the kindergartener?
Don’t judge me by my cover!
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Why did the kindergartener put her backpack on her head?
She wanted to be a bookworm!
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How do kindergartners clean the playground?
They use a broom-mobile!
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Why did the kindergartener take his toy car to the sink?
To give it a car-wash!
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What does a kindergartener say when she wants a hug?
“Squeeze please!”
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Why did the kindergartener draw a circle on the floor?
To start a story rug time!
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What did the kindergartener say when he lost his pencil?
“I’m in a sharp situation!”
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Why did the kindergartener bring a pillow to school?
For a hard day’s nap!
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What do you call a kindergartener who loves dinosaurs?
A roar-ssroom student!
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Why did the kindergartener paint with his hands?
Because he wanted to finger-paint like a pro!
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What did the kindergartener say when she learned the letter “A”?
“A” is for amazing!
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Why did the kindergartener put raisins in his pockets?
To have a snack for recess!
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How does a kindergartener count to ten?
With one, two, buckle my shoe!
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Why did the kindergartener look under her chair?
She lost her googly eyes!
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What did the kindergartener say when the scissors ran away?
“Cut it out!”
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Why did the kindergartener bring a leaf to show-and-tell?
To show off his tree-mendous find!
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How does a kindergartener break a crayon?
With a little bit of pressure!
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Why did the kindergartener eat his play-doh?
Because it smelled like a snack!
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What did the kindergartener say after a long day?
“I’m pooped, time for a nap!”
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Why did the kindergartener hold a yarn ball?
To follow the story thread!
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What does a kindergartener do when the glue spills?
Make a sticky situation!
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Why did the kindergartener put her shoes on the wrong feet?
She wanted to walk backwards!
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How does a kindergartener clean the chalkboard?
With a dust-er mate!
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What did the kindergartener say when she saw a rainbow?
“I want to color it!”
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Why did the kindergartener draw on his face?
He wanted to be a masterpiece!
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What do you call a kindergartener who builds tall towers?
A block star!
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Why did the kindergartener hug the globe?
Because she loved the world!
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What did the kindergartener say when her snack was healthy?
“Can I have a treat anyway?”
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Why did the kindergartener bring a magnifying glass?
To see the tiny letters!
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How does a kindergartener make a friend?
By saying “wanna play?”
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Why did the kindergartener put a sticker on his forehead?
He wanted to be star student!
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What did the kindergartener say when the bell rang?
“Time to go home and play!”
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Why did the kindergartener bring a blanket to school?
For a cozy story time!
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What do you call a kindergartener who loves apples?
A teacher’s pet!
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Why did the kindergartener put his snack in the fridge?
He wanted it to be chill!